Two sentence saddest rom com ever.
Sad but true
This was my logic. The type of girl I'm into, I'll not meet because of this logical fallacy. I was beyond lucky, the probability were so low, yet I found her.
Being single and horny tends to get people off the couch from time to time. Then you meet people you vibe with and you get to sit on the couch together because you're no longer lonely or climbing the walls with hormones.
Don’t worry the hormones die off around 35 so plenty of uninterrupted couch time
You'd like to think so, but I've heard some stories about what folks at the senior living center get up to. It's only "uninterrupted couch time" in the JD Vance sense.
A man can dream
I think that might also be because of boredom. When there is nothing else to do people tend to do that.
For example, in a place I know they were struggling with not having enough electricity for the population. So each day there'd be no electricity for hours and hours. That resulted in a clear population boom after a few years. And went away after the power problem was solved.
When I was a young boy
My mother said to me:
"There's only one girl in the world for you,
and she's probably watching TV."
They were like two hummingbirds who have also never met
Or! The person you fall in love with wont be "just like you" and you'll meet them if you get off your ass and look.
Sounds like work, and neither of us wants to do that.
They’re posting online just like you are.
Source: my husband
Me irl
Yeah, pretty much
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