Syphallis

I won't. You can't kill rock and roll!

Hmm chuck of some sort. either I'm turned into chuck or a drill chuck flies out of nowhere and gets me smack in the head

Too much LSD

I guess a NY rat

Chuckles... I'm in trouble

Hmmmmmmmmm

The Olive Garden waiter never heard the cue to stop so I suffocate on the fine powdery goodness

Awkwardly, and involving a turtle

Damn. I thought my name meant I would shepherd in the apocalypse

Either burned to death or covered in cum. I'm not sure which i prefer

Walking through the park with a bauggette

In a last stand against racist aliens who want to destroy mankind

I guess I would feel colder and colder and colder and colder.....

Excrubulently.

Cold weather exposure probably.

Hmm. That's a sad way to go.

I dont want to think about it

The opposite of "in hiding". State religious authorities catching wind of my apostasy, and bringing me before a "religious rehab" judge. Judge delivers his sentence on me, in accordance with his religious rules. My community loses another apostate, and other like-minded individuals secretly turtle-up even further.

But hey, perks of being an apostate is having fun and leading a content life in the digital universe. So, I'm happy living in new homes that serve as permanent alternative spaces to Meta and others.

Death by giant space hamster.

Fighting

After years of a cornucopia of drugs, I’ll shoot myself.

Oxidation.

well ...

Chronic disease took its final toll

Too much acid. I ascend out of my body and never come back.

One too many dabs

Suddenly and all over the place

Shamefully.

I’m not sure, but I’d die happy.

Weird ... Is what I'd say

Most would assume chaos, but in reality it would be my guild saying my name wrong enough times that I finally gave up and changed the "I" to an "L".

Not sure it's a secret

Ocean

In an accident.

Genetic engineering gone wrong

Something involving a large sheep dog.

I run away from it, but it finally catches up.