If your username would predict the way you die, how will it happen? (lemm.ee)

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[-] FortyTwo@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago

I guess I'm not growing old

[-] Doctor_Satan@lemmy.world 2 points 37 minutes ago

Whelp...

[-] BigBenis@lemmy.world 2 points 39 minutes ago

I'm not sure I want to know...

[-] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 2 points 51 minutes ago

I just hope I'm on the receiving end.

[-] Morti@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...

[-] danciestlobster@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

High stakes dance off. I never stood a chance against the wiley crustacean

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.

[-] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 hours ago

First I am. And then...

I'm not.

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.

I really shouldn't be such a contrarian, especially when it comes to faustian deals with magical deep space clones...

[-] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 3 points 2 hours ago

SUPPLIES!

Or being thrown out of a second story window during karate lessons.

[-] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 1 points 53 minutes ago

[-] pleasestopasking@reddthat.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Alone in my apartment and nobody checks on me for not responding, because I stopped responding long before.

[-] skooma_king@lemm.ee 4 points 3 hours ago

In some sketchy den with a khajiit

[-] fiendishplan@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.

[-] Ouchie1@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Painfully, I'd assume

[-] huquad@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 hours ago

Some of you may die, but that's a price I'm willing to pay.

[-] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago

With a bang

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 1 points 3 hours ago

Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I'm done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.

[-] hitstun@fedia.io 1 points 2 hours ago

If you have a mouse, try Ctrl+left click or maybe click the mouse wheel. If it's a touchscreen, try long-pressing a link to get your new tab option.

And now you don't need an account for that site. Have a nice account death?

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 2 hours ago

I just got tired of always middle-clicking because I would inevitably forget to, close the tab I was using, and get annoyed. I actually ended up needing to post on that site eventually, so the account has purpose now, at least.

[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

So many ways...

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Drive errors would pile up on critical systems because they didn't filesystem check themselves before they filesystem wrecked themselves

[-] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 3 points 4 hours ago

Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.

[-] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

https://youtu.be/0Wf5nFbA_YM

[-] HappyTimeHarry@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.

[-] fempyre@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I am very satisfied with this outcome

[-] hactar42@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud

[-] unconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

🤷‍♂️

[-] polysics@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

A Japanese Math Rock band murders me

[-] hitstun@fedia.io 1 points 2 hours ago

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 hours ago

you ever see those pictures of birds with their guts exposed and it being full of plastic?

thats this benzing ring (plastic)

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 hours ago

Died in a rocket accident and quickloads didn't work

[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

On an intelligent journey.

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 7 hours ago

[-] Maram@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Suicide I guess.

[-] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

No doubt, it would be an epic tale.

[-] buffysummers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

Saving the world a lot.

[-] megane_kun@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago

A horrible accident involving a pair of eyeglasses.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 hours ago

I probably say something
And it gets me in trouble

[-] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Adorably.

[-] ShawiniganHandshake@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago

Choked to death by the Canadian Prime Minister.

[-] ManWithH0Name@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

His name is Candy and he has a good shot.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago

Death by snu snu? Not really how I wanted to go -- unless it kills both of us.

[-] Agent_Orange@lemm.ee 10 points 9 hours ago

Oh, no…

[-] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 11 points 10 hours ago

Oh god

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[-] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 hours ago

Yokai

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Brake failure on a mountain road.

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