It's happening one way or another. But not both.

In world war IV, I'd say.

In an accident.

The OTHER cat got me.

I guess I'll die from being sucked out of my blood by a vampire.

Asphyxiation

I am commanded…. by the clits 😟

All the pressure built up from the escalating screams echoing inside my skull will make my head explode in a spectacular and messy fashion.

Some kind of internet last stand.

Slashed to ribbons by freshly escaped crazed Wolverine.

Doxxed by H3?

I catch a Solarbeam to the face!

i guess the deal goes wrong and i dont make it

Electrocution helmet? Or something gross from Saw

I’ll never know. I blinked.

Meh…

Bludgeoned to death with a keyboard?

My flame will be extinguished.

I've seen Monty Python before.

Very delicious and spicy as intended.

I don't think its widely used anymore

Mine is pretty obvious.

I came close with the undertow a few times. I wouldn’t be mad. There’s worse ways to go.

Or maybe a surfing ninja will take me out. Which is a cool as hell way to die.

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...

I have an anarchist child and they kill me in a rebellion.

I'd be so proud.

oh noo im gonna die because i use arch

It finally caught up to me

Killed by a Pictish tribe in scotland

probably something cult related I guess

Having a heart attack at an AC/DC concert.

Happily.

Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess

High speed dirt man, high speed dirt.

Demise details unclear, but I'm excited to find out! May require a safe word lol

Details of demise unclear but I'm excited to find out, may need a safe word lol

Lots of beans

Something Volcano related, possibly involving a ring and a couple of short men. One of whom is a goddamn hero.

I am just going outside and may be some time...

Gluttony

An undercover Corgi mission.

lol idk

I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.

Dangling a jeep over a cliff while escaping a Mormon bishop.

Snakebite

I probably sleep with king Midas or meet Apollo and he grants me the same wish