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Nothing quite says “high-performance muscle car” like a popup ad for a Mopar Extended Warranty covering your whole center console. That’s right, Dodge Charger owners are now experiencing an exciting new feature: pop-up ads that appear every time the vehicle stops at a light. This absolute garbage feature was spotted in the wild, take a look here.

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[-] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 8 points 45 minutes ago* (last edited 43 minutes ago)

So while you are allowed to use a cars dash for car functions, you should not be drawing someones attention away from the road while at a red light.

How could this be anything but distracted driving.

What happens when this ad pops up, you look at it and read its quite lengthy text, and then get rear ended because you weren't keeping an eye on the rear mirror?

I'd love to see that lawsuit (although it'd suck for the hurt person)

[-] drhodl@lemmy.world 1 points 15 minutes ago

This offends me to the core. Stellantis has made my shit list, and I will never purchase any product they are involved in. EVER !

[-] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 67 points 4 hours ago

Welp every manufacturer that shows this should go down immediately upon first offense.

Not even kidding, this should be corporate suicide.

Dodge and Jeep are (well Jeep already was tbh) both firmly on the "actively speak out against" list. If I was in a place of hugely inflated power, I would dismantle the entire company, and sell it to whoever that company likes the least.

This should honestly be a brand ending scenario in less than 5 seconds after the first ad. CEO should be in the bread line TODAY from getting hit with this.

ABSOLUTE zero tolerance. There are no valid arguments against this and I will die on this hill.

[-] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 7 points 1 hour ago

Jeep and Dodge are both owned by Stellantis :) It's one shit-circus out of France.

On the good news front, the market is beating them like a rented mule. Dodge alone is down 29% in sales year-over-year.

[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

Actually, Stellantis has their global HQ in Hoofddorp, Netherlands.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 minutes ago

I wonder why they can’t get it right

[-] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 4 points 50 minutes ago

I had never heard of Stellantis until the comments on this post.

That's at least a little good news, but I want day-after total zero existence for stunts like this.

As in executed the day after murder kind of immediate punishment. In this case, total, irrevocable punishment.

C suite people literally living in shelters fighting for leftovers at a food bank after paying out years of employee salaries and benefits kind of punishment.

You can't just fine people like this for crimes. You have to actually take away money and the ability to accrue more than enough to live on.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 1 hour ago

Dodge alone is down 29% in sales year-over-year.

"Clearly we need to add more AI, internet of shit, microtransactions and advertising on the cars to compensate!" - Stellantis CEO

[-] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 hours ago

This should be punishable by firing squad.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

Or better yet, the masterminds behind this will lose someone due to distracted driving over an ad.

[-] Zzyzx 39 points 4 hours ago

But I'm still not allowed to touch my cellphone while behind the wheel because the screen is too distracting, right?

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 hours ago

If you do you must buy something

[-] ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

This what I don’t get, those huge “infotainment” screens are perfectly acceptable, but you can’t answer a phone.

Edit; missed the letter “a”.

[-] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 1 points 41 minutes ago* (last edited 40 minutes ago)

You are typically allowed to have limited interaction with a mounted phone.

You can't pick your phone up or anything like that, but you are allowed some very limited usage if it's mounted. It's no different than a built in car dash at that point.

However, fuck this, this is beyond expected use, and is definitely going to cause distracted driving.

[-] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 24 points 4 hours ago

We dun fucked up when we made tarring and feathering CEOs illegal.

[-] alxmg@slrpnk.net 25 points 4 hours ago

I’ll accept this when the car comes for free.

[-] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

They'd be showing ads on the windshield and windows for that

[-] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 1 points 38 minutes ago

An ad that appears at the top of the steering wheel, that always stays at the top since they embedded a circular screen into the wheel so the ads can always be shown.

[-] RushJet1@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

I know right? I would totally get an ad supported free car. Who knows, someone might make an ad block for it.

[-] applemao@lemmy.world 38 points 5 hours ago

Stop buying new cars until they remove this bullshit. We can go 40 years with existing cars without buying a single new one.

[-] eric5949@lemmy.world 25 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 14 minutes ago)

This is why I'd rather rebuild my 30 year old civic's engine than buy a new car.

[-] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I drove 80's and pre 92' VW's up until 2019 and now I'm exclusively driving pre 04 VW's . They are futuristic to me , heated sats , heat , AC its crazy .

I've amassed enough maintenance parts and transmissions to keep me going indefinitely..or until some jackass makes them illegal then I guess I'll just ride a bike

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Good that you have an older Civic. The newer ones are lemons - Honda cheaped out on the air condenser from 2017-2021, so no AC! The electrical shit in the dash is all kinds of fucked up too.

[-] eric5949@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

6th gen best gen ♥️

[-] joe_archer@feddit.uk 24 points 5 hours ago

That seems like a lot of hassle if you're then going to buy a new car anyway.

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[-] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago

You mean the "oopsie poopsie it's just a glitch nothing to see here" thing that was happening to jeeps a little while ago?

Color me shocked

[-] weremacaque@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

We need to tally up all the accidents and pedestrian hit-and-runs that occur involving cars with this “feature.” It would likely be enough of an increase you could reasonably make a class action lawsuit. I have no sympathy whatsoever for a car manufacturer that can’t get it through their heads that distracted driving is a major cause of accidents, and could easily happen by their own features.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 31 minutes ago

Look up "depraved-heart murder."

It's when someone knowingly does something that's so obviously likely to cause death or injury that that indifference to life can essentially be treated as intent, and if someone does as a result it isn't manslaughter or wrongful death, but murder.

Classic examples would be arson or knowingly selling tainted medicine.

[-] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 7 points 5 hours ago

That's the grim truth, isn't it

[-] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago

I'd quit my job and start running the campaign for anyone who's willing to run on outlawing this shit. I'd work 75 hour weeks handing out fliers about distracted driving.

[-] SleepNotRequired@lemmy.world 32 points 7 hours ago

Starting price is now $58,000.

They ditched selling the accessible models for the luxury market and they do the most cheap and trashy thing possible.

It's incredible how stupid millionaire CEOs can be.

[-] captainWhatsHisName@lemm.ee 7 points 4 hours ago

What? That’s about double the price of a Camry which is probably a better car all around

[-] SleepNotRequired@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

It seems like every US brand under Stellantis has completely lost their minds.

Jeep has become all around terrible while becoming more expensive at the same time and it looks like the same thing is happening to Dodge.

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[-] starvald_demelain@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

So... um... will the buyer get money from Dodge to drive this shit then?

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 29 points 7 hours ago

Pretty much everyone asked for this with their actions and choices as consumers. Lucky us, we can still choose not to buy a Dodge Charger or a Swasticar.

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[-] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 44 points 8 hours ago

Did you know John Deere tractors have a dedicated piracy scene? Because the tractors require authorized technicians to service them and doesn't allow farmers to service them themselves, spoofed firmware has appeared and is fairly frequently used to bypass this.

My point is, if you can jailbreak a tractor you can jailbreak a car. Just a matter of time.

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[-] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 9 points 5 hours ago

If you've bought any Stellantis Fiat Chrysler Dodge Jeep etc. product in the last 20 years then you deserve this. Absolute junk.

[-] Anti_Iridium@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

My 2006 dodge says I do not deserve this.

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