I dunno how exhausted or drunk you’d have to be to pass out with one of those things inserted. Seems like it’d feel like a turd half out and your body would prefer you deal with that and not fall asleep.
Nah good ones are pretty comfy and after a while if you don't cause it to shift you forget it's there
It's another carbon monoxide poisoning poisoning
It's a riddle. It was made of ice.
Or chocolate
... some stay dry, others feel the pain.
😂🍫🌧️
Do people actually do this?
I do yea
People aren't buying all those butt plugs for decoration. People fall asleep. I don't imagine many people sleep with them on purpose, but certaintly possible to pass out with a butt plug in place.
Sorry, I thought the implication was that someone intentionally slept with one in. I don't know how you'd sleep like that.
falling asleep is the easy part, the hard part is waking up with a sore asshole knowing you need to make it worse to make it better
Maybe? This came from 4Chan so it's very possible it could be entirely made up lol
4chan makes me believe it more in this case
Anything on 4chan I assume isn't real, but pretend it is. More fun that way.
I've done it before
Username checks out...
Women amirite
May I ask why? No disrespect intended, just trying to understand.
Was horny, it's hot
That's the thing. I'd be horny all night and wouldn't be able to sleep.
Hard not to fall asleep at 4am after that 10 hour goon sesh.
Mostly joking.
And you'll do it again?
It's not out of the realm of possibility
Buttplug fairy takes the buttplug and leaves you with a shart.
Know your local mythology.
Shart Fariy 🧚💩
The more timid subspecies of the feared diarrhea-jet-superpropulsion fairy.
Some say a mere glance of this fairy can have you leave orbit!
Anon needs to go to a hospital soon
Must have been the wind
Did it have a flared end?
If yes:
It's in the toilet, he sleep walked and took a shit and doesn't remember.
or
He pooped it out while sleeping and his dog ate it.
If no:
Butt plug goblins.
They can be warded away with a metamucil potion.
Mmmm, that's some fresh greentext too!
So fresh it's still green
Yeah it doesn't have the remnants of being compressed to .jpg over 1000 times over. Just doesn't have the same feeling with it though.
Oh wow. I've never seen one this fresh!
Funny, that's the same thing a stray cat said when it found that butt plug.
Ambiguous. Could be September 3rd.
And from the future apparently
True, I didn't notice the year. :)
i rate this greentext fake on scale of 1 to gay
A wizard did it.
Aliens
Was getting in the way of the aliens probing anon
some alien intern tought they forgot their probe in Anon, then when they got to their ship their boss was like "no that's not for us"
It was all a dream
butt plug tom strikes again
Anon ate too much hot sauce and it dissolved
You only make the mistake of using a calcium carbonate buttplug once.
The chocolate buttplug
Perhaps Anon inserted it in a dream?
I don’t want to guess
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