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[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 9 points 54 minutes ago* (last edited 53 minutes ago)

OP please post a link, I can't believe they are this bad at math, unless they mean people are now "illegally" crossing out of the US

Edit: this is real, oh myyy! https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 points 32 minutes ago

I'm guessing they mean an over 100% increase of the decrease of the period-over-period amount.

It's not necessarily wrong, but it is, in fact, a really, really stupid way of communicating information, which is very on brand of them and their supporters.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 hour ago

If this is real, then that's some North Korea shit right there.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 38 minutes ago

It's real, but it's quoting Trump.

[-] teamevil@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

And what official body is in charge of keeping the official record and count of illegal immigrants crossing the border? Seems to me it's most likely DHS and ice reporting and isn't it in their own best interest to inflate the numbers or deflate them to appease the Nazis?

Step 1: Turns country towards fascism

Step 2: ???

Step 3: ~~Profit?~~ Genocide?

[-] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 23 points 4 hours ago

If it's over 100%, does that mean he's pushing out people in the US? 🤔

[-] Lesrid@lemm.ee 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Yes actually, and he's making some crossings super legal to compensate further.

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 hours ago

What percent of immigration is illegal? I'm beginning to suspect Republicans are actually pro immigration (gotta have those slaves) but need to be loudly against it, hence the crackdown on illegal immigrants

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago

Lol illegal crossings caught / reported. The majority of illegals come over legally and just overstay their vacation, education, work, business, or deplomat visa. Why bother crossing illegally when you can just request a vacation visa or day visa and just disappear into the country. (Yes those without passports will have to sneak across but it's way easier than the Trump administration will have you believe.) Yes thousands get caught but millions go back and forth without. Yes most go back without needing the US government to force them.

[-] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 24 points 6 hours ago

Friendly reminder: this community has a "No politics or political figures" rule. In the future, please put posts like this in a community like !politicalhumor@lemmy.world.

[-] ooli2@lemm.ee 4 points 2 hours ago

this is not political at all. beside the fact that the white house is making the joke! next time the white house is funny, I'll post on political humor, sorry

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 34 points 8 hours ago

So people are fleeing the US? That's not the brag you think it is...

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 125 points 10 hours ago

numbers that nobody has ever seen before

Like eleventeen, thirty-twelve, and all those.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 22 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)
[-] Greg@lemmy.ca 77 points 10 hours ago
[-] notabot@lemm.ee 39 points 9 hours ago

Good grief, I thought this post was just a joke, but he actually said it. It's ok though, his term's nearly over, right? Right??

[-] SGforce@lemmy.ca 21 points 8 hours ago

Only because the meaning of "term" may change.

[-] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 10 points 7 hours ago

"Good news and bad news. Good news, Trump is not the president anymore.. "

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 68 points 10 hours ago

So... how do you reduce something like people crossing a border beyond one hundred percent ?

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 103 points 10 hours ago

People trying to get out of the country, I guess

[-] Goun@lemmy.ml 52 points 10 hours ago

They're crossing on the opposite direction now

[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 10 points 9 hours ago

And bringing additional people with them!

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[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 54 points 10 hours ago

American refugees trying to enter Mexico and Canada.

[-] saltynachos@lemm.ee 24 points 10 hours ago
[-] heavydust@sh.itjust.works 17 points 10 hours ago

Look at the front page, and also great articles such as "Biden Spent Millions on Transgender Animal Experiments" and "President Trump is Leading with Peace Through Strength."

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 18 points 8 hours ago

"Biden Spent Millions on Transgender Animal Experiments"

Wait, are they confusing "transgender" and "transgenic"?

[-] Wilco@lemm.ee 5 points 5 hours ago

Yes, they also cut funding to a special education transition program because they think it means libs are transitioning school kids.

[-] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

"Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies."

[-] drbluefall@toast.ooo 10 points 7 hours ago

Yes. Because they are just that dumb.

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

peace through strength Hmmmmm. Where have I heard that before?

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[-] catchy_name@feddit.it 14 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

~~Looks like it isn’t real.

https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/02/illegal-border-crossings-plummeted-in-january/ ~~

I’ve been corrected. Is is real. It makes sense that they were just documenting his word salad.

More permanent copy for posterity: https://archive.is/5YlSS

[-] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 9 hours ago

The quote in the picture is definitely from the whitehouse website, its linked below in the comments. Its just not from that article that no one referenced.

[-] TGhost 3 points 9 hours ago

Aliens ? Oo someone to do me an ELI5 pls 😅😐

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

It's the official government word for foreigners.

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[-] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 7 hours ago

Don't know what everyone is so worried about. Look at all this bigly progress!! /s

And look how progressive they are, putting a Muskrat in the White House!

(psss....psss...Europe, wanna coordinate a party?)

[-] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 15 points 10 hours ago

Nobody wants to move to a shithole country I guess.

[-] gon@lemm.ee 9 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

~~What's the link? I'd like to check this page.~~

~~Fake...~~

WTF... Not fake...

[-] ooli2@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

It wouldnt be funny as a fake

[-] gon@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

...I don't think it's funny either way, to be honest... Just weird.

To each their own, of course.

[-] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

So what they're saying is that everyone is leaving the US, can't imagine why

[-] TomMasz@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago
[-] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 2 points 7 hours ago
[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

Math are hard but maths is harder. American math is 20% easier than English maths. And yes I have seen that "[UK flag] English (Traditional); [US flag] English (Simplified)" gag.

[-] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 hours ago

Six, seven, eight; lock the gate. One, two, three; turn the key. Thirty, fifty, ten; my dirty shifty friend?

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