99% of mold gives humans something between mild discomfort and death. The remaining 1% tastes good with butter.
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98.99% of mold gives humans something between mild discomfort and death, 1% tastes good with butter. The the remaining 0.01% is estimated to have saved over half a billion lives.
And 0.00001% makes me see and feel funny things
Pretty sure the antibiotics also taste good with butter.
Ah, so there are 3 options- discomfort, death, and nutrition. Therefore, every time you eat a fungus, you have a 1/3 chance of dying. Thanks for the info!
NotHowStatisticsWork
True; some mold is actually medicine. Therefore you only have 1/4 chance of dying.
1/5, some are hallucinogens
Yeah? Then successfully explain how statistics work, smart guy. But I warn you, there’s a 50% chance you’ll fail.
Or when growing in cheese.
Cheese also tastes good with butter.
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Most molds are about as closely related to mushrooms as flatworms are to humans
Some moulds are totally fine, see blue cheese. Some mycelium schlongs are dangerous, see death caps.
"Mycelium schlong"
Linguistic creativity at its best.
"Why do we eat the fungi that taste good and not the ones that give you explosive diarrhea?"
Blue cheese would like a word.
Whoa there... We eat mold too if they're the right type and on the right things.
This bacterium gives me the sniffles. This other bacterium liquefies and eats my muscles. But if I don't have enough of this other bacterium in me, I get violent explosive shits??
The Roquefort (French blue cheese) is made from the mold that grows on rye bread.
So even the moldy bread, in the right condition, can become a delicacy.
Humans: 🤮
Human genitalia: 🍆💨👃🤤
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laughs in alcohol
the difference between eating mushrooms and eating mold is the difference between oral sex and vore
basically the same thing with men
Not a big fan of male genitalia tbh
.....is bread mold harmful to eat?
EDIT: Still have not gotten a wholly confirmed answer lol
If you keep eating it, you'll have to change your name to ShartEatingBreakfast
If the french eat frogs that's fine, but when the south Americans do it everyone loses their minds.
(Poison dart frogs)
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