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[-] MudMan@fedia.io 143 points 6 days ago

Wait, we're discussing the wrong thing entirely.

This woman took the bus for a one mile hike while she was in college? Like, in her twenties she looked at the prospect of walking for just over a kilometer and a half, a distance you can apparently cover by bike faster than by bus, and she went "nah, I need mechanical help for that".

This happened in the US, didn't it?

[-] MintyAnt@lemmy.world 158 points 6 days ago

To be clear, this did not happen at all

[-] MudMan@fedia.io 26 points 6 days ago

Oh, you go around telling kids about the tooth fairy, too? Get in the spirit.

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[-] VoteNixon2016 90 points 6 days ago

Lemmy: Cars are a plague and shouldn't exist, communities need functional public transit

Also Lemmy: Someone used public transit when they could have walked? Pathetic.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 41 points 6 days ago

In the Netherlands, students get free public transport. If there's a bus coming that you can use for free, why not?

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[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 34 points 6 days ago

Fwiw as far as the reasonableness of taking a bus 1 mile, that's 16 minutes at a brisk walk. Less at a very fast walk. Depending on traffic, number of stops, etc., a bus could take about 10 minutes to go the same distance, probably less. So you're definitely saving time, even if it's not a huge amount. You're also saving effort and sweat, depending on how fast you go and the weather.

When I was in uni, I would regularly walk the 1.2 km to campus. But I would catch a bus the 1.8 km (remembering that a mile is 1.6) to the shops. Because it's a hot unshaded route with a significant uphill. Plus I had to carry the shopping. Whereas the walk to uni was flat, shady, and I rarely had to carry more than just a laptop. And also there literally wasn't a bus that could take me.

So yeah, depending on how all the specifics fit together, I don't see anything wrong with taking a bus 1.6 km.

[-] ByGourou@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Do you take the escalator, or do you walk up the stairs ?

What a weakling you are for choosing the escalator.

Edit :

It seems that the irony got lost : most people just take the escalator for a mere 50 steps, just as most people would just take the bus if it's convenient. So all people in this thread shaming her are quite ridiculous.

As for me, I take the stairs instead of the elevator daily (5th floor) and wouldn't get on the bus because I have strong social anxiety.

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[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I'm sure the physically disabled students at that college appreciate you letting them know that you think one mile is too short for a bus ride

[-] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

It could be cold, windy, or really hot out. Or she doesn't want to walk a mile with all her school stuff, or she doesn't have great mobility. Also there are plenty of 30+ people going to college

It could also just be made up, maybe stop looking to get outraged

[-] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

My university was literally all uphill from dorms with traffic and 90 degree heat. You took the fucking bus.

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 14 points 6 days ago

American infrastructure is so heavily skewed against pedestrians in pretty much every city that isn't NYC. While large college campuses tend to be more pedestrian friendly, it still isn't great. And since most Americans aren't walking a mile everyday, when you then couple that with a backpack with materials needed for two different college classes like textbooks, laptop and charger, or notebooks and pens, it can be difficult for some ti walk that distance for whatever reason.

I don't know why people are still surprised that the country designed to punish people who are too poor to afford a car has so little pedestrian and cycling.

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 5 days ago

Wall-E is the future.

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago

Lots of universities have free busses that you can just walk on, no pass or anything needed that loop around campus. They're so frequent and convenient that using them is often just the routine, even if it's not literally faster. It's easy to get into the habit of waiting for the bus on cold days, and you keep it in the summer.

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[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 68 points 6 days ago

1 mile

take the bus

This is a complete fiction, right?

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 22 points 5 days ago

I don't know why everyone's going on about weather. 1 mile is a 20 minute walk. A bus can do it in 5. That's huge time savings regardless of the weather.

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 38 points 6 days ago

Colleges love to flex their local bus service. Especially if it’s a big campus in the north.

[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 23 points 6 days ago

If it's a campus bus it's almost certainly free, and probably timed to class schedules. If you only have 10m or so between classes it makes sense.

[-] Katzenmann@feddit.org 26 points 6 days ago

Why? Do you live in america or something where bus infrastructure is bad?

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 15 points 6 days ago

I'm moderately flabbergasted that you'd consider anything other than walking for that kind of distance.

But I don't know the particulars here so maybe I should have kept my thought for myself.

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[-] bss03@infosec.pub 15 points 5 days ago

When I was 330 lbs. (150kg) it would take me 30 minutes to walk a mile, and I would be post-exercise dumb for at least 30 more. You don't want to the post-exercise dumb for class (taking or teaching).

Now (225 lbs. [~102kg]), it would still take me about 15 minutes to walk it, tho at that pace my HR wouldn't significantly increase, and I might decide to take the bus instead, if there's any sort of weather.

[-] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 7 points 5 days ago

For everyone, I'd like to point out that the bones on this man were the same size, carrying 150kg vs carrying 100kg. They would continue to be the same size at 70 or 60kg.

Imagine, the next time you wonder how fat people have poor health outcomes: the same 10 square centimeters of bone in the legs could be carrying 40, 50, or a full 100 kg of weight. Or worse, the cross section of cartilage between the bones. Or worse. More weight than that.

[-] bss03@infosec.pub 4 points 5 days ago

Yeah, I'm still obese. I almost got down to overweight, I was within 3kg, but... I've had/been some setbacks. By height + BMI, I should be targeting 165lbs. / 75kg, but I'm still finding it impossible to stick to a diet that provides a calorie deficit. (I have in the past, but don't seem to now.)

My physical health is better by basically any metric. I encourage anyone that is overweight to lose it.

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[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 days ago

Free bus and constant buses arriving? Why not.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 10 points 5 days ago
[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

You think people take the bus in America?

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 5 days ago

Well they certainly don't walk

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 days ago

Eh, 1 mile is pretty far when carrying a heavy backpack. If it's free, I'd take the bus.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 19 points 6 days ago

Pfft. When I was young, I had to walk to TWO schools while carrying TWO heavy backpacks. The bus wasn't free because buses were still feral vehicles that tried to kill us on our way to school.

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[-] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Not really. I used to take a bus every day to get to the metro station for a distance of only 1.5 km (0.93 mi). But to be fair it's because I was always on a tight schedule.

[-] DogWater@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

???? Free college buses around campus in the winter time is dope what's the problem

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

I mean depends on the weather and how much time you have. I have a shop I go to regularly about 5-10 minutes walking distance away. Some days I just don't feel like walking and take the bus. If she had to go there more than once per week I can completely understand some days just not feeling like it.

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[-] papertowels@mander.xyz 8 points 6 days ago

Does it feel better if you say it's a shuttle instead?

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[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 46 points 6 days ago

fake: anon has a girlfriend

gay: uhhhh oh no is this real

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 75 points 6 days ago

I war of the worlds’d my partner once. It’s the sort of thing you do once, realize just how fucked up your actions were, and learn never to do it again, or a yearly tradition if you’re with precisely the right person.

Created like 2 years of emotional dependence from that. Really stagnated our personal evolutions. Truly a terrible joke. I regret it weekly.

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago

What did you do exactly, if you don’t mind us asking?

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 54 points 6 days ago

NO

It’s replicable and I know one of you will consider trying it despite the flashing warning signs. I’d rather not instigate others into betraying the trust of those closest to them. When I said that I regret it weekly, I was entirely sincere.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 62 points 6 days ago

You're no fun.

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago

Completely fair, thanks!

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[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago
[-] belastend@slrpnk.net 49 points 6 days ago

Faked a narrative so convincingly that the partner really thought something (i guess) terrible has happened.

You know, like when War fo the Worlds was aired for the first time, people really thought aliens had attacked the US.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 28 points 6 days ago

Aaahhhhh.... and I thought you turned into a 20 meter high mechanical spider abducting people and razing buildings. I thought yea, this guy went too far

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[-] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 32 points 6 days ago

Op should tell her asap. Op caused this and if op truly cares about the situation they should take responsibility and the blame.

Worser cases reality 1: The panic attack was unrelated and Op is a stone cold bastard for not asking/showing empathy about it.

Worser cases reality 2: Gf thinks there was someone else and she had cheated with on accident, these panic attacks keep occurring as its settles as a deep trust issues complex.

Best case reality: Op tells her straight to the point and offers a sincere apology. Gf forgives op, and the relationship is strengthened in the long term.

Mixed reality: Gf is furious and dumps Op on the spot. They both dodged a red flag and were simply not compatible in finding eachothers boundaries. You don't pull jokes like that on a single whim, it’s clearly part of their nature.

This is a green text and probably fake btw.

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[-] lowleekun@ani.social 7 points 5 days ago

fake: anon has a girlfriend gay: anon dislikes women so he pretends to 'prank' them

[-] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

First time green text EVER had me laughing! Ever.

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