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[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 146 points 5 days ago

The whole porn ban thing is probably my all-time favorite example of conservatives voting against themselves.

Meanwhile, in California, I can watch all the porn I want without registering myself in a database and walk down the street to the weed store. And the women in my life still have rights over their own bodies.

So I guess Democrats are actually the party of freedom.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 22 points 5 days ago

B- b- but, California b-b-bad! 🥺 Don't you see how oppressed you are? You're really oppressed out there. 🥺

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[-] laserm@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago

who would've guessed

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[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 254 points 6 days ago

Americans now need a wanking license.

[-] void_turtle 76 points 6 days ago

yew got a lie-sense for that boner?

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 48 points 6 days ago

Idaho is starting a registry for at-risk men with erections, to prevent impure thoughts. You need to send a picture of your dick, where it will be validated by an evangelical priest.

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[-] yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 22 points 5 days ago

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[-] slumlordthanatos@lemmy.world 86 points 5 days ago

Me: This is America.

Pornhub: This content is not available in your state due to ID verification legislation.

My VPN: This is Germany.

[-] adm@lemm.ee 35 points 5 days ago

My favorite small example of this is trying to watch a video on YouTube. If my VPN is set to United States then im told 'You can't watch this unless you log in.'

I switch to Germany and like magic the video plays. So clearly they didn't need to confirm I wasn't a bot. They just wanted to track my viewing habits.

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[-] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 144 points 6 days ago

This is pretense to intrude on other things and more importantly remove the ability to browse pornography anonymously, which is dangerous. I would never use an account to browse a porn site because why would I ever want that data linked back to me? Look at the government right now. You watch a gay or trans porn video and in a few years that could be grounds for never being able to have certain types of jobs or worse, being deemed a “miscreant”

If this was truly about protecting children they would encourage open dialogue on sex in homes and increase inclusive sex education. This is evidence based. It would still be necessary even with this nonsense because obviously vpns exist, as well as amateur run sites, sites run from outside of the USA, torrents, etc that don’t give a shit about us laws requiring age verification and will show all kinds of obscenely hardcore videos

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[-] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 94 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

That's what you voted for. You want republican rule taking away your freedoms. Well now you Floridains have what you wanted and voted for. Don't be mad you made your bed and dont like the sheets.

[-] smokin_shinobi@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago

You know damn well not all Floridians voted for this shit. This is the same kind of out-group bullshit red hat shit bags do. You’re just being intentionally divisive.

[-] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago

I'm sorry but here is a prime example of the Republican party doing dishonest election tactics in Florida and the public masses falling for it. If you don't have enough common sense and fall for such tactics, who is to blame then? https://www.tampabay.com/opinion/2020/12/02/the-name-is-the-same-but-theyre-different-florida-candidates-column/

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[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 33 points 5 days ago

Given how close most elections are and the low turnout, I would say at least 40% of voters and 50% of the population didn't vote for this without even having to look at the election results.

[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

In fact, 77% of the USA population did not vote for this.

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[-] Aussieiuszko@aussie.zone 123 points 6 days ago

Soon they’ll start recording you jerking it to cross reference with previous sessions as identity confirmation.

[-] pemptago@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 hours ago

"Your stroke signature does not match our records"

[-] Goun@lemmy.ml 40 points 6 days ago

Well, they know what parts of what videos you watch, your favorite keywords, time/days patterns, location, I'd say they can train AI on that data

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[-] anamethatisnt@lemmy.world 95 points 6 days ago
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[-] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 95 points 6 days ago

"Verification is carried out by 3rd party". Totally no potential to misuse of collected data.

[-] Floshie 59 points 6 days ago

Why no, they specifically mentioned it being highly secure

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago

"Trust us, bro."

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[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 58 points 5 days ago

Guilty Canadian Admission:

In my teens I lived in Brockville Ontario near Ogdensburg New York and watched a lot of US channels. The Star Spangled Banner came on at the beginning of the broadcast day for some channels.

For many years, I thought the first line was "Jose can you see"

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[-] Cattail@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago
[-] kittenzrulz123 15 points 5 days ago

We have lemmynsfw

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 75 points 6 days ago

At least they owned the liberals, right?

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 34 points 6 days ago

It must be real inconvenient to have to turn on a VPN, it's like a whole button that they have to click, Libs totally owned. Meanwhile the actual weird idiots that voted for this can barely operate a mouse and so they actually do have to suffer the consequences of their own decisions.

[-] hinterlufer@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago

well yes it's inconvenient to have to pay to pretend to be in another country to access a website

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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago

"Hey frogs, stay in the hot water, it's not boiling yet!"

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 days ago

Fortunately, this is easy to work around, just get a VPN hosted in a didn't different state or country.

We have something similar here in Utah, so I have a WiFi network that is always connected to a VPN in a neighboring state. If something isn't accessible, I just swap WiFi networks and I'm good.

[-] sexy_peach@feddit.org 23 points 5 days ago

So what who cares. VPNs cost money and this is a question of basic freedom.

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[-] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Honestly, these laws are just gonna hurt old men in Republican states. Like, I grew up with piracy, torrents, and old school forums. These educated me on computers enough that I made a career out of it. And most of that computer knowledge was gained because I wanted to see big tittied women sit on each other's faces. These laws don't stop horny teens from accessing porn. It just makes them better at it.

And this is definitely not one of the cases of "oh it'll reduce numbers overall though". No the fuck it won't. It's porn. They're gonna access it. Literally every YouTuber they watch is sponsored by a VPN.

The only healthy thing to do is actually talking to your kids about porn. Educating them on its potential harms. But Republicans don't ever want to talk to their kids. Ironically, these "drain the swamp" people just want daddy government to "prevent" their kids from accessing it. Which these laws don't do.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 13 points 5 days ago

These laws don’t stop horny teens from accessing porn. It just makes them better at it.

Exactly. And it punishes the responsible sites that follow the law and drives people to the sketchier sites that don't.

If you want more viruses and identity theft, I guess this is a good law for you.

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[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 50 points 5 days ago

Make sure you cum on your ID first as tribute.

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[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 60 points 6 days ago

Florida 🤝 UK

Ridiculous and archaic anti-porn laws

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[-] mattc@lemmy.world 56 points 6 days ago

People with humiliation fetishes are gonna love this shit.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 42 points 6 days ago

About time to invest in a VPN

[-] Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works 44 points 6 days ago

Yet another republican tax increase.

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[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago

You are free to be as conservative as you want. What more can you ask for?

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[-] phx@lemmy.ca 23 points 5 days ago

Will porn be the straw that broke the mountain's back?

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[-] tja@sh.itjust.works 37 points 6 days ago

This will never be removed. There will only ever going to be more types of websites that have to use this

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[-] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 6 days ago
[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago

“Show penis for verification”

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