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[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 263 points 1 month ago

Americans now need a wanking license.

[-] void_turtle 79 points 1 month ago

yew got a lie-sense for that boner?

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 31 points 1 month ago

What accent was that supposed to be?

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago

Idaho is starting a registry for at-risk men with erections, to prevent impure thoughts. You need to send a picture of your dick, where it will be validated by an evangelical priest.

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[-] yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

OI OI OI!

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[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 153 points 1 month ago

The whole porn ban thing is probably my all-time favorite example of conservatives voting against themselves.

Meanwhile, in California, I can watch all the porn I want without registering myself in a database and walk down the street to the weed store. And the women in my life still have rights over their own bodies.

So I guess Democrats are actually the party of freedom.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 28 points 1 month ago

B- b- but, California b-b-bad! 🥺 Don't you see how oppressed you are? You're really oppressed out there. 🥺

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[-] laserm@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

who would've guessed

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[-] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 146 points 1 month ago

This is pretense to intrude on other things and more importantly remove the ability to browse pornography anonymously, which is dangerous. I would never use an account to browse a porn site because why would I ever want that data linked back to me? Look at the government right now. You watch a gay or trans porn video and in a few years that could be grounds for never being able to have certain types of jobs or worse, being deemed a “miscreant”

If this was truly about protecting children they would encourage open dialogue on sex in homes and increase inclusive sex education. This is evidence based. It would still be necessary even with this nonsense because obviously vpns exist, as well as amateur run sites, sites run from outside of the USA, torrents, etc that don’t give a shit about us laws requiring age verification and will show all kinds of obscenely hardcore videos

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[-] Aussieiuszko@aussie.zone 125 points 1 month ago

Soon they’ll start recording you jerking it to cross reference with previous sessions as identity confirmation.

[-] Goun@lemmy.ml 42 points 1 month ago

Well, they know what parts of what videos you watch, your favorite keywords, time/days patterns, location, I'd say they can train AI on that data

[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Can you imagine, training rec algos for porn sites on intensity of movement and facial expressions...

Edit: if this ever happens (and I'm 85% convinced it will in some way), I'll just start crankin' to financial spreadsheets and medication specs, keep'em guessing.

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[-] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 95 points 1 month ago

"Verification is carried out by 3rd party". Totally no potential to misuse of collected data.

[-] Floshie 59 points 1 month ago

Why no, they specifically mentioned it being highly secure

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

"Trust us, bro."

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[-] anamethatisnt@lemmy.world 95 points 1 month ago
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[-] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 94 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's what you voted for. You want republican rule taking away your freedoms. Well now you Floridains have what you wanted and voted for. Don't be mad you made your bed and dont like the sheets.

[-] smokin_shinobi@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

You know damn well not all Floridians voted for this shit. This is the same kind of out-group bullshit red hat shit bags do. You’re just being intentionally divisive.

[-] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry but here is a prime example of the Republican party doing dishonest election tactics in Florida and the public masses falling for it. If you don't have enough common sense and fall for such tactics, who is to blame then? https://www.tampabay.com/opinion/2020/12/02/the-name-is-the-same-but-theyre-different-florida-candidates-column/

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[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 33 points 1 month ago

Given how close most elections are and the low turnout, I would say at least 40% of voters and 50% of the population didn't vote for this without even having to look at the election results.

[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

In fact, 77% of the USA population did not vote for this.

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[-] slumlordthanatos@lemmy.world 86 points 1 month ago

Me: This is America.

Pornhub: This content is not available in your state due to ID verification legislation.

My VPN: This is Germany.

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 76 points 1 month ago

At least they owned the liberals, right?

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 34 points 1 month ago

It must be real inconvenient to have to turn on a VPN, it's like a whole button that they have to click, Libs totally owned. Meanwhile the actual weird idiots that voted for this can barely operate a mouse and so they actually do have to suffer the consequences of their own decisions.

[-] hinterlufer@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

well yes it's inconvenient to have to pay to pretend to be in another country to access a website

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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

"Hey frogs, stay in the hot water, it's not boiling yet!"

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 60 points 1 month ago

Florida 🤝 UK

Ridiculous and archaic anti-porn laws

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[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 58 points 1 month ago

Guilty Canadian Admission:

In my teens I lived in Brockville Ontario near Ogdensburg New York and watched a lot of US channels. The Star Spangled Banner came on at the beginning of the broadcast day for some channels.

For many years, I thought the first line was "Jose can you see"

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[-] mattc@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago

People with humiliation fetishes are gonna love this shit.

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 50 points 1 month ago

Make sure you cum on your ID first as tribute.

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[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 43 points 1 month ago

About time to invest in a VPN

[-] Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 month ago

Yet another republican tax increase.

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[-] tja@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 month ago

This will never be removed. There will only ever going to be more types of websites that have to use this

[-] executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de 32 points 1 month ago

It's a lubed slope

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[-] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 month ago
[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago

Soon You'll have to go back to borrowing porn magz from Your friends.

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[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago

“Show penis for verification”

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[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

You are free to be as conservative as you want. What more can you ask for?

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[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago

Fortunately, this is easy to work around, just get a VPN hosted in a didn't different state or country.

We have something similar here in Utah, so I have a WiFi network that is always connected to a VPN in a neighboring state. If something isn't accessible, I just swap WiFi networks and I'm good.

[-] sexy_peach@feddit.org 23 points 1 month ago

So what who cares. VPNs cost money and this is a question of basic freedom.

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[-] Cattail@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago
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[-] phx@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 month ago

Will porn be the straw that broke the mountain's back?

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