There weren't enough hand emojis 👋👌, mama Mia's, or references to spaghetti. No wonder he didn't fit in.
Maybe if you're mostly German, you learn to avoid wild hand gestures from a young age. Just to be safe, you know?
Or just register as a republican and say it's fashionable.
fashion with a sc
Well they used to teach it in schools!
Elon: 0% german
Everything you do below your shoulders is fine
You missed the main one🤌🤌ma che cazzo
Americans are all saying they’re proud of their country and then say shit like this unironically.
Makes sense though because in America, everyone is American regardless of background, race, etc etc etc so people, in their search for ways to differentiate themselves from others, latch on to their heritage.
in America, everyone is American regardless of background, race, etc
Except if you moved here recently, of course. We can't have that.
Ironically America has incredible diversity within its borders. The average west coaster, northeasterner, Bible belter, and Midwesterner are completely foreign to each other. Plus a religious obsession with sports is another way we tribalize.
I did one of those mail in DNA test and found out I'm like over 50% data breach
American with 7% Irish ancestry on the Shankill Road lecturing the locals on why they should have a united Ireland energy.
Something something shillelagh.
If he is mostly German good chance that his Italian roots are from the Italian Alps where they speak German.
Basing your preferred genetic heritage on how much you like a TV show. Smh.
American Italians have embraced the pop culture caricature of themselves and become it.
Americans ~~Italians~~ have embraced the pop culture caricature of themselves and become it.
HEY, I'm typin' hea'
Americans when they find out they're 1/823th of a footballfield finnish: "OMG I AM SO DIVERSE! AND NOW A CERTIFIED MINORITY" Americans when they try to do finnish things: "Yeah no this is fake, its not possible for anyone to survive in 230f"
I'm 25% Finnish (Grandmother)
I enjoy saunas
Is 25% enough to enjoy other Finnish things?
Eight hundred twenty threeth.
Americans love to answer the question "where are you from?" with an ingredients list.

My lineage is German, Irish, and Scandanavian, but my stomach is 100% Mexican.
He's like every other person in New Jersey
It's lonely not being Italian American in NJ. I was psyched when Korean and Japanese kids started moving into town in the 1980s because suddenly it wasn't me and 25 kids who all shared a common culture.
Marrone? Uffa, issat aposta be a Madone?
Thats how they say it in the show i think it was supposed to be some Italian dialect
Yeah, fuck of danes. Didn't like you anyway 😆
/s
fuck of danes. Didn’t like you anyway
You might be part Swedish then.
Thor remember one time many warriors lit ship full of Danes on fire. Then it sink. Was a good day for Thor!
Y'all actually know your ethnicity? I know i'm white and that's about it.
Americans use ethnicity as a synonym for race. That's not formally correct. Wikipedia has it thusly:
An ethnicity or ethnic group is a group of people who identify with each other on the basis of perceived shared attributes that distinguish them from other groups.
If you don't know your ethnicity, then you don't have one. Except you do have one. White American certainly fits the definition.
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