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[-] 1SimpleTailor@startrek.website 100 points 1 year ago

There weren't enough hand emojis 👋👌, mama Mia's, or references to spaghetti. No wonder he didn't fit in.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago

Maybe if you're mostly German, you learn to avoid wild hand gestures from a young age. Just to be safe, you know?

[-] Tja@programming.dev 15 points 1 year ago

Or just register as a republican and say it's fashionable.

[-] notsoshaihulud@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

fashion with a sc

[-] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Well they used to teach it in schools!

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Elon: 0% german

[-] Jumi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Everything you do below your shoulders is fine

[-] crapwittyname@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

You missed the main one🤌🤌ma che cazzo

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago

Americans are all saying they’re proud of their country and then say shit like this unironically.

[-] Soulg@ani.social 15 points 1 year ago

Makes sense though because in America, everyone is American regardless of background, race, etc etc etc so people, in their search for ways to differentiate themselves from others, latch on to their heritage.

[-] cybersin@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

in America, everyone is American regardless of background, race, etc

Except if you moved here recently, of course. We can't have that.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Ironically America has incredible diversity within its borders. The average west coaster, northeasterner, Bible belter, and Midwesterner are completely foreign to each other. Plus a religious obsession with sports is another way we tribalize.

[-] exasperation@lemm.ee 40 points 1 year ago

I did one of those mail in DNA test and found out I'm like over 50% data breach

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 40 points 1 year ago

American with 7% Irish ancestry on the Shankill Road lecturing the locals on why they should have a united Ireland energy.

Something something shillelagh.

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[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If he is mostly German good chance that his Italian roots are from the Italian Alps where they speak German.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Basing your preferred genetic heritage on how much you like a TV show. Smh.

American Italians have embraced the pop culture caricature of themselves and become it.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago

Americans ~~Italians~~ have embraced the pop culture caricature of themselves and become it.

[-] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

HEY, I'm typin' hea'

[-] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 year ago

Americans when they find out they're 1/823th of a footballfield finnish: "OMG I AM SO DIVERSE! AND NOW A CERTIFIED MINORITY" Americans when they try to do finnish things: "Yeah no this is fake, its not possible for anyone to survive in 230f"

[-] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I'm 25% Finnish (Grandmother)

I enjoy saunas

Is 25% enough to enjoy other Finnish things?

[-] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

Does your sau a have a carpet

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[-] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Eight hundred twenty threeth.

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[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago

Americans love to answer the question "where are you from?" with an ingredients list.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago
[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 year ago

My lineage is German, Irish, and Scandanavian, but my stomach is 100% Mexican.

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago

He's like every other person in New Jersey

It's lonely not being Italian American in NJ. I was psyched when Korean and Japanese kids started moving into town in the 1980s because suddenly it wasn't me and 25 kids who all shared a common culture.

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[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Marrone? Uffa, issat aposta be a Madone?

[-] Arda1@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Thats how they say it in the show i think it was supposed to be some Italian dialect

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[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, fuck of danes. Didn't like you anyway 😆

/s

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

fuck of danes. Didn’t like you anyway

You might be part Swedish then.

[-] otto@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Thor remember one time many warriors lit ship full of Danes on fire. Then it sink. Was a good day for Thor!

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[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Y'all actually know your ethnicity? I know i'm white and that's about it.

[-] General_Effort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Americans use ethnicity as a synonym for race. That's not formally correct. Wikipedia has it thusly:

An ethnicity or ethnic group is a group of people who identify with each other on the basis of perceived shared attributes that distinguish them from other groups.

If you don't know your ethnicity, then you don't have one. Except you do have one. White American certainly fits the definition.

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