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[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago

Why are his pants so short

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

He's a little boy wearing little boy pants.

[-] PineRune@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Do you want pants, or shorts?

Yes.

[-] something_random_tho@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Just wait til they get a load of my business casual Capris.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago

That armchair looks underage to me.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

I'm told he's never once asked any upholstery for consent.

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Be sure to put on a welding mask before you turn on the blacklight lest you end up like this poor sucker.

[-] Ghosthacked@lemm.ee 28 points 1 month ago

Cuck chair.

Absolutely beta to the max

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

beta to the max

That sounds like the hip new way to talk about these:

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 1 month ago

He can’t wait to fuck that thing.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

I don't care if this rumor isn't true, it's head cannon for me.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

He's weird because of his fucked up views. Just looking at him without knowing who he is or what he stands for (and without this being cpac) he looks like he could just one of those awkward actor types who appear in Seth Rogan films smoking weed and getting into trouble fucking couches.

I think it's the pants. Those are some zany ass pants.

[-] rayyy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

High water pants for walking through all the shit.

[-] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Why cant conservative men dress even semi decently? Like, buy clothes that fit ffs.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

That's the issue though. They buy suits, if you want a well fitting suit you find a good tailor and have it made by hand fully or find a good tailor and buy a rack suit and have it fit to you. The second issue is ill fitting suits are too emulate dear leader since Trump just doesn't have them fitted.

[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Getting them fitted is a gateway lifestyle. Might turn you gay. Can't take the risk. When you dress from the rack you dress with Jesus.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That explains his style of ill-fitted armchair.

[-] Wytch@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

He looks like he's giggling stupidly, while rocking excitedly and watching the school bully pull the neighbor girl's pigtails.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Everybody’s talkin bout my tight pants

https://files.catbox.moe/dheveo.mp4

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

In his defense, that's a pretty juicy looking armchair.

[-] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I don't really exercise much. I am not athletic, and have zero fighting or martial arts training.

And still I bet JD Vance would cry if I hit him.

[-] 58008@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

He has the same leg-to-body size ratio as a dik dik:

[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Is this possibly to invoke Nazi imagery? The long socks of Nazi youth or the tall boots of the officers?

[-] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Let's definitely call out elon musk doing a literal sieg heil on stage and trump quoting hitler, etc, but this is just a reach too far and that's not helpful

[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago
[-] nieminen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I get that it's just a question, but I agree with the other commenter. It's just too much of a reach to be realistic. It's easy to attach meaning to things that have none.

[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Traitor Tot

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

for how long have you been weird? whole life? good.

this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2025
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