In the mirror you can only kiss yourself on the lips or whatever he likes to say.
What a strange thing to bring up over and over. And you know that if someone else said that, he'd be umactuallying about how you're only kissing the mirror, not yourself. 🙄
It’s so funny how people have turned on him and see him as an annoying dork now. When he first really rose to popculture fame, everyone was so enamored with him. Now everyone’s like, “alright. Shut the fuck up now.” Lol
My goodness he’s such a dweeb
Thanks. I knew someone had that saved somewhere
And don’t even get me started on that supernova made out of champagne
Pretty sure it rained men on D-day
Hallelujah!
it rained men on D-day
Market Garden is also a viable contender.
I mean, given all the plane disasters happening as of late in the USA and its soon to be territories, I'd say 2025 is lined up to be the year it actually starts literally raining men.
Humidity is rising
Pressure is dropping.
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"I better write a 10 part tweet about this! And if ANY children question me I'll call them dumb!"
PLUTO IS A PLANET!
Yes, but it has dwarfism
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