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[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 5 days ago

Why do it comfortably over an 8 hour work day when I could fuck off for 6 hours plus lunch and then cram it all into the last hour driven by adrenaline?

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 18 points 5 days ago
[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 5 days ago

Later, I'm busy reading a Wikiepdia article about the economy of Monaco right now.

[-] psyklax@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 5 days ago

At work, you're better off being a procrastinator or just generally slow. If you're fast and reactive, you'll be called lazy when you're sitting there with nothing left to do 😤

[-] Rozauhtuno 13 points 4 days ago

Efficient workers are punished with more work.

[-] sampao@lemmy.ml 16 points 4 days ago

Just experienced this, was blown away. Thought productivity would be rewarded

[-] Lesrid@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

Your time is their money. Capitalism is powerful because you live on the scraps of what you make while giving most everything to the person that tells you to make it. Not sure how anyone who collects payments from customers for repairs or installations, can remain sane after seeing that they're billed out for at least 10x what they get compensated.

[-] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

Thought productivity would be rewarded

Yes, rewarded with more work.

[-] Vespair@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

If anyone watched Musician Mansion, this is basically the story of Graystone. Why practice or write music for your band when you slap something together last minute and still win the competition?

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 days ago

Damn this is so fucking true. I am not one for self-diagnosis but I'm appalled by how many memes from this community I relate to on a cellular level.

[-] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 20 points 5 days ago

And here I am near the end of the day saying “well fuck, guess I’m working late tonight to deliver this thing I promised.”

I do this to myself…

Get out of my head, Charles.

[-] Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

It's 1am. My plane leaves in 8 hours. I'll pack when I wake up...

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Do a power nap!

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 days ago

Monday started about six hours ago ..... also .... which Monday are we talking about here?

[-] credo@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

But its still the weeke.. Oh shit!

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 days ago

It case you aren't aware .... it's also 2025 now.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 days ago

What are you talking about? It's clearly November 2019 sti- ....ohhh shit

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

I guess you haven't heard about the new US President

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 days ago

I hit my limit in college. One of the requirements for my degree was to write a 20 page paper. I put the class off until my final semester. I lived the class, but the only grades were for "class participation" and the paper 40/60). I had no problem with the participation, but I had the entire semester to write the paper. Friends, I waited until 2 days before it was due and it wasn't enough lol. It was so bad, I was embarrassed to turn it in. My teacher gave me a D on it as a favor. I'm sure many of you can also relate, that for months before the due date, I became more stressed out than I've ever been. I grew gray hairs, and developed a giant swollen taste bud right on the tip of my tongue.

[-] NobodyElse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

But did you still technically fulfill the requirement? Because even at my worst, I still technically passed and thus never learned my lesson.

It’s horrible and stressful, but it works every time. I hate it.

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 7 points 4 days ago

Why even bother making this a gif?

[-] credo@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

That statement could mean so many things.

Why bother adding imagery to this post?

Why bother searching for a gif specifically when a jpg would have done?

Why bother making, what could have worked fine as a simple static image, into a gif?

So did you know you’re in an adhd forum? I had to do everything in my power not to answer the first option I thought of.

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Scenario 3.

Static image would be fine lol.

It's mildly frustrating that Tobias is only lip synced to "fix this".

[-] pet1t@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

Throwback to that one time I had one week to write my thesis after doing nothing all year.

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago

Throwback to when I wrote a 23 or so pages long work about the denazification and compared it to my hometown in like one week after getting one more week from the teacher by bullshitting, that I didnt had the time to do it for the past half year.

[-] kjaeselrek@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago

It’s Tuesday now

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