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[-] wolfeh 18 points 1 day ago

There will soon come a time when I am only able to shop for a new car at a junkyard.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Get a horse, gonna be cheaper it seems. And you don't have to pay for heated seats haha

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

Have you seen the prices for oats these days!?

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Yes.... but, grass goes in, fast comes out, use your horse for lawn care services lol

[-] Foni@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

On unrelated topics, I am now radicalized and I hope that capitalism falls violently

[-] PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Don't worry, our choice for each election is capitalism and cruelty free capitalism, it's always been a matter of time.

It will always be the case that given enough time a capitalist will find a way to convince the public to vote against self interest just a little, and then the snowball starts rolling.

[-] leadore@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Imagine pulling up to a red light, checking your GPS for directions, and suddenly, the entire screen is hijacked by an ad. That’s the reality for some Stellantis owners. Instead of seamless functionality, drivers are now forced to manually close out of ads just to access basic vehicle functions.

Oh HELLLLL no. I hope my 2012 Subaru will last until I'm either dead or too old to drive. I don't even want to have these damn screens for the usual shit you have to do on them. I want to be able to do everything with physical controls, no eavesdropping, and no dependence on a fucking app or touchscreen to operate anything in my car! I will drive my car while wearing mittens! shakes fist

[-] a9249@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago
[-] Soggy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Aw yeah, 14mpg, two distinct oil leaks, and cabins full of mold because the vintage weather strips failed forty years ago. (I drive a late 90s pickup and am acutely aware of the tradeoffs that come with older cars, even ones that are maintained relatively well.)

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Worth it, when the alternative is ads

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Maybe we just throw an ad on the windshield... Like a little one... Off to the side?

[-] pls@lemmy.plaureano.nohost.me 99 points 2 days ago

This is all I need to never even look at a Jeep... how pathetic can these idiots get?

[-] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Also a great way for me to never consider looking at a Ram, Chrysler, Dodge, or whatever the fuck else this corporation makes.

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[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 21 points 1 day ago

This is why used cars are so dang expensive, it seems like automobile quality has been in a free fall since 2008. The end user experience gets worse while the price goes up.

[-] jmf@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

Early 2000s jap cars are unkillable, surplus of parts, and are not tracker spyware nests. Great little things for sure. My 90s turboed volvo is a far more temperamental beast, but I cherish her quirks :)

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[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Enshitification.

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[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Make the jeep 50% cheaper and I’d deal the ads. Otherwise …

[-] alcoholic_chipmunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

They'll make it cheaper for awhile to justify it to the public and government and then slowly raise the price so that you're paying full price AND watching ads.

[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 58 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Drivers don't need to be watching the road, they need to be watching this ad.

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[-] maxalmonte14@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago

"You almost ran over a five year old with your oversized vehicle, thanks for breaking! This segment is brought to you thanks to BetterHelp..."

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[-] menemen@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

They really do take 80s and 90s dystopian movies as inspiration. Almost funny how ridiculous unimaginatively evil that are.

[-] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 284 points 2 days ago

Absolutely fucking not.

Though it does sound like a good kicker for the after market systems to make a comeback.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 125 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Not a chance. The new ‘infotainment’ clusters integrate necessary features like climate control to prevent aftermarket replacements in most vehicles. I honestly don’t know if any manufacturers even use the single and double DIN standards anymore.

[-] errer@lemmy.world 74 points 2 days ago

Mazda is supposedly one of the last major automakers that has mostly physical controls in their cars. Definitely at the top of my list for any future car purchases.

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[-] Eezyville@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 days ago

So is this considered distracted driving?

[-] Interstellar_1 105 points 2 days ago

I thought this was the onion for a moment

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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 135 points 2 days ago

"Speed", but instead of a vehicle exploding, it's to avoid ads.

[-] Gormadt 50 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Officer, "Why'd you run that red light?"

Me, "If I hear the Meow Mix jingle one more time I'm gonna snap!"

Jeep, having heard you mention a product, dutifully plays the relevant ad.

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Please drink a verification can.

[-] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Officer: Why were you speeding?

Me: Wanted to avoid ads.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago

This isn't even funny... This is something people will do. Jeep doesn't give a fuck about safety. FUCK Jeep.

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[-] Bosht@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago

I've known several Jeep owners over the last decade and those that weren't buying it strictly for the 'Jeep clout' as an actual vehicle/daily driver had constant issues, while under warranty, and dealt with issues even trying to get said warranty work done. Like that wasn't enough for me, on top of that I had a mechanic with his own shop that said he'd never touch another Jeep because of how horribly they are designed to work on. Anything from ease of access to work on the engine to bolts stripping out because they were overtorqued during assembly and made with shit metals that would sooner melt than come off in one piece. Now this? Yeah, hope they go bankrupt. This is just as bad as BMW and their 'pay a subscription for seat warmers' bullshit.

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[-] Pogogunner@sopuli.xyz 192 points 2 days ago

Jeep is a Stellantis product. Literally the worst quality auto manufacturer in North America. They are circling the drain and jacking up the prices on their vehicles and making Pikachu faces when they don't sell. Their only customers are people who don't know how to research their purchases, and putting advertisement hell into their cars is another example of that. I suspect they will not be in business a decade from now.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 62 points 2 days ago

I work in the auto industry. Can confirm, Stellantis is in bad shape. I wouldn't buy anything from them.

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[-] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago

Cyberpunk 2077 here we come. except its just the Corpo shit.

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[-] elvith@feddit.org 89 points 2 days ago

Hey, you might want to team up with Sony...

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[-] Opinionhaver@feddit.uk 52 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is just one of the many reasons I have no interest in new cars. If it needs an internet connection then I'm not buying it. There are very few things I need my vehicle to be able to do and having access to internet isn't one of them. I don't even like that my truck has automatic wipers - I vastly prefer the traditional ones. Hell, I don't even need the radio.

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Honestly, fuck the whole thing, I'll take my bike. With blackjack. And hookers.

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[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 55 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Holy shit. For the love of Luigi, this is terrorism.

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[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 76 points 2 days ago
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[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 days ago

Something something stallmanwasright.

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 2 days ago

I was looking for a car a few months ago and was looking at newer models, used, but mostly less than a decade old. Then I started reading about all the tracking and such.

I gave in to my inner teenager and bought a 2001 Porsche 911.

The entertainment center can connect via Bluetooth but there's no Android Auto, no navigation. It has Sirius XM but I never had a subscription to it and never will.

I might add a backup camera but that's it. My phone is more than enough tracking, even with as much of it shut off as possible.

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[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 68 points 2 days ago

The ad they show is an ad for their own extended warranty package and it says that "Odometer must be less than 36000 miles to purchase" Anyone wanna take bets for whether or not that will actually shut up once you go over 36k miles? (I'm betting no)

We're really deep into nightmare territory with the kind of stuff companies feel its ok to do to customers..

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[-] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 73 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Stellantis, the parent company of Jeep, Dodge, Chrysler, and Ram,

Not just a Jeep thing. at least not for long.

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