Friend: “You should try these bagels.”
That guy: “Oh, no thanks, I have work in an hour.”
Friend: “Huh?”
Bonus points if the bagel has poppy seeds.
This seems to be a lot like PGAD (persistent genital arousal disorder) in that the experience is not at all as pleasant as the name makes it seem, but rather an unending horror for those who suffer it.
I got stuck with a boner for a whole night, it fucking sucked. I didn't even take anything. It just happened. It felt like someone was stabbing my taint.
Holy shit, that sounds like priapism, and depending on the type, could cause loss of dick.
Yeah, no. I was considering the hospital the entire time. At first, I thought it was one of those boners you get from sleeping on your belly, so I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was still at full mast and throbbing. I was half asleep, though, so I just kinda laid there thinking to myself, "Do I really need to go to the hospital for this boner right now?" I probably should've, but my sleep deprived brain told me, "Why don't you try to sleep on it?" Pun intended.
Gives new meaning to sleep it off?
My ex had it and it's the reason we broke up. Being drunk all the time/at random and not aware is problematic to say the least.
It's sad, because it's a disability, but I totally understand.
For many it's a disability. For alcoholics it's a super power.
every hospital/medical TV show has an episode about this.
I wonder if this guy has paperwork that explains his condition. Because it isn't widely known, I don't expect any cop would accept it as legitimate. What an unfortunate situation.
When auto-growery?
What does one have to do to gain this power?
Yeast enemas
Isn't that just called "being french"?
I wonder how this impacted his professional life before and after he found out.
I'd love to have a condition that turns a PB&J into a cocktail.
Show up to a BYO party with a baguette
Bring your own bread.
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