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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 74 points 1 day ago

Friend: “You should try these bagels.”

That guy: “Oh, no thanks, I have work in an hour.”

Friend: “Huh?”

[-] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

Bonus points if the bagel has poppy seeds.

[-] don@lemm.ee 58 points 1 day ago

This seems to be a lot like PGAD (persistent genital arousal disorder) in that the experience is not at all as pleasant as the name makes it seem, but rather an unending horror for those who suffer it.

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

I got stuck with a boner for a whole night, it fucking sucked. I didn't even take anything. It just happened. It felt like someone was stabbing my taint.

[-] don@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago

Holy shit, that sounds like priapism, and depending on the type, could cause loss of dick.

Priapism Wiki

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

Yeah, no. I was considering the hospital the entire time. At first, I thought it was one of those boners you get from sleeping on your belly, so I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was still at full mast and throbbing. I was half asleep, though, so I just kinda laid there thinking to myself, "Do I really need to go to the hospital for this boner right now?" I probably should've, but my sleep deprived brain told me, "Why don't you try to sleep on it?" Pun intended.

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago

Gives new meaning to sleep it off?

I wonder how this impacted his professional life before and after he found out.

My ex had it and it's the reason we broke up. Being drunk all the time/at random and not aware is problematic to say the least.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 1 day ago

It's sad, because it's a disability, but I totally understand.

[-] sheetzoos@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

For many it's a disability. For alcoholics it's a super power.

[-] Wigners_friend@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

Isn't that just called "being french"?

[-] nullPointer@programming.dev 16 points 1 day ago

every hospital/medical TV show has an episode about this.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 day ago

I wonder if this guy has paperwork that explains his condition. Because it isn't widely known, I don't expect any cop would accept it as legitimate. What an unfortunate situation.

[-] 30p87@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago

When auto-growery?

[-] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 11 points 1 day ago

What does one have to do to gain this power?

[-] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

Yeast enemas

[-] midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

I'd love to have a condition that turns a PB&J into a cocktail.

[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Show up to a BYO party with a baguette

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

Bring your own bread.

this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2025
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