Were it only that easy.

Started smoking cigarettes again recently too. Fuck self care!

This might be just the meme I need to save my marriage.

Well, imagine my shock.

We coulda had a bad bitch.

I don't think you could tell him. At least not in a way he's actually capable of understanding.

I wish I had this kind of support growing up. I'm in my 30s and still reeling from all the psychological damage done to me in my youth.

Pretty on brand for Joe. He's never been funny, this shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone.

What a fuck ugly pile of shit.

Could we get a red circle around the diversity? I can't seem to find it anywhere.

I'm currently taking a shit mere inches from a box of my wife's tampons and I'm scared, you guys. What if one finds its way into my butt?

Never voluntarily cooperate with police investigations. Every citizen they encounter they see as an opportunity for an arrest and subsequent pay raise.