Sus. If there was a security camera they would have checked that first.
Keep your head down anon, it is a bluff.
Also, stop putting shit in drinking water you sick fuck.
Poop has DNA from the depositor.
Can your employer compel you to provide a DNA sample?
Don’t know but this is probably a crime. So a cop can.
I highly doubt they're going to pay for a DNA test...
When corporations put fecal matter in the water supply, that’s just the will of the free market and the natural order of things. When you do it, however, all of a sudden it’s “endangerment of life”. Double standard much?
The first two rules of breaking the law without consequences:
Try taking legal actions with them and millions of people would argue how you're killing corporates and let commies take over.
Potentially taking legal action?
I’d definitely be pressing for criminal charges in that situation!
the fuck
Remember kids, when doing a crime, check your surroundings first
Remember kids: you're supposed to shit on the toilet, not on the water cooler.
May i give you a shit pebble in these trying times?
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