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[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 45 points 1 day ago

Sus. If there was a security camera they would have checked that first.

Keep your head down anon, it is a bluff.

Also, stop putting shit in drinking water you sick fuck.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Poop has DNA from the depositor.

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago

Can your employer compel you to provide a DNA sample?

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Don’t know but this is probably a crime. So a cop can.

I highly doubt they're going to pay for a DNA test...

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 86 points 2 days ago

When corporations put fecal matter in the water supply, that’s just the will of the free market and the natural order of things. When you do it, however, all of a sudden it’s “endangerment of life”. Double standard much?

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The first two rules of breaking the law without consequences:

  1. Be rich
  2. Don’t be poor
[-] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

Try taking legal actions with them and millions of people would argue how you're killing corporates and let commies take over.

[-] PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat 84 points 2 days ago

Potentially taking legal action?

[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago

I’d definitely be pressing for criminal charges in that situation!

[-] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 88 points 2 days ago
[-] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 63 points 2 days ago

Remember kids, when doing a crime, check your surroundings first

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago

Remember kids: you're supposed to shit on the toilet, not on the water cooler.

[-] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

May i give you a shit pebble in these trying times?

this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2025
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