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[-] Sho@lemmy.world 186 points 3 months ago

The leopards are obese at this point.

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 49 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Just absolutely feasting, gorged on gullible idiots, who've spent the last near decade being increasingly belligerent and manipulative and gas lighting toward everyone not in their death cult.

Too bad their idiocy will destroy much more than just themselves.

What a shame.

In other news, anyone wanna set up a hermancainaward style community for... Trump Regret Syndrome, or something like that?

I do love me some schadenfreude when its derived from evil idiots.

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Weirdo party strategy. Play the good/bad to boost relevance and propel into the spotlight as an alternative or rallying point. No one would care or know about these people otherwise. No one here is stupid except those that follow the piper's flute.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 156 points 3 months ago

There was a story I read 10 years ago about a guy in Florida. He was at a beach, and there were several signs and fences, and warnings not to be on the beach because there were alligators in those waters.

A policeman saw the guy, wearing a bathing suit, headed for the water. He yelled at the guy "NO! STOP! THERE ARE ALLIGATORS IN THAT WATER! IT'S MATING SEASON WHICH MEANS THEY'RE HIGHLY AGGRESSIVE RIGHT NOW!

Dude yells back "FUCK THE ALLIGATORS!!!"

Goes into the water and within 30 seconds is ripped to shreds in front of his wife and children. When his emotional wife tried yelling at the cop "WHY DIDN'T YOU RUN IN TO SAVE HIM???" The cop answered "I'm not going in that water. There's alligators in there. It's not even safe to have a lifeguard on this beach."

I bring that up so you'll understand the reference I make here.

I don't feel bad for "Blacks for trump". I feel zero empathy for them and the problems trump causes them. Not because they're black, or some racist thing, but because they ignored the alligator signs. All the signs were there. All the signs were there. All the signs said it would be bad for them. They still went into the lake. Fuck em.

[-] seejur@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago

Yup. I emphasize with every single person who was able to vote and voted Democrats, or those who were not eligible to vote. Everyone else? Especially if a minority who historically the R party have fucked over raw? Schadenfreude galore

[-] towerful@programming.dev 33 points 3 months ago

Alligators-eating-people party ate a person.

[-] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Beach? Alligators don't like saltwater. They like lakes and rivers and such. Maybe he was swimming in a lake. Lakes wouldn't have lifeguards.

Also, anyone in Florida knows you don't swim in lakes. You treat all bodies of water as if they have a gator in them.

Granted, we're talking about an idiot that would swim with alligators. So that part might be true, but a lot of this story is suspect to me.

[-] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 73 points 3 months ago
[-] superminerJG@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

The leopards ate their faces.

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[-] RandAlThor@lemmy.ca 63 points 3 months ago

I have zero sympathies for these morons.

[-] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 3 months ago

That was my first thought. My heart bleeds for you. I wish I could help you. But you're beyond help and I'm just gonna laugh instead.

[-] RandAlThor@lemmy.ca 32 points 3 months ago

And for the Arabs who voted for Trump thinking he's going to help with Palestinians. How stupid do you have to be?

[-] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago

Maybe I'm just a bleeding heart librul, but I really do feel sorry for these people. They're absolutely getting what they deserve, but they've been brainwashed. Propaganda is a powerful thing.

[-] RandAlThor@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago

I am a liberal. But I have none left for these morons. Since I don't understand them, I must be out of touch too. But I live in Canada, and I don't have any poor black american friends.

[-] reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I live in the Southern hemisphere. Far away from these idiots. But I still feel like their education system and their country as a whole has failed them, leading to this idiocy.

ETA: That's why I still feel somewhat sorry for them even though I'm laughing at how stupid it is.

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[-] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

This was my first thought. And my second thought, too.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 57 points 3 months ago

Melik Abdul is one of the nation's rising conservative voices.

A radio host, political analyst and strategist with over 15 years of public and private sector experience; Melik's unique ability to connect with audiences has made him a regular contributor across the ideological spectrum.

Since walking away from the Democratic Party in 2016, he has embraced his role as a key player in advancing the conservative movement.

https://www.melikabdul.com/

A black Muslim MAGA? What a fucking moron.

Wanna bet $50 he went to GOP because he hates queers?

Or just a grifter that wanted the bag and found joining the GOP would do that as his audience would be dumb.

[-] Cargon@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 months ago

He thought he would get to live in the master's house.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

But they said I was one of the good ones. :(

[-] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

He hates queers because he wants queers to fuck him. And that inner conflict upsets him

[-] shy_mia 41 points 3 months ago

What a surprising turn of events! Who could've possibly predicted this? Are you telling me that the party founded on hate for anyone who isn't a rich white guy is making things harder for whoever isn't a rich white guy? Preposterous!

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

They had different principles when they were founded, but that was a long time ago.

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[-] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

They are even making it bad for rich white guys!

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Fascism gets extra spicy once they betray the people who put them in power.

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[-] Katana314@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago

The painful part is he didn't even say anything like "I regret voting for you!" It was more like "I am strongly considering reducing the level of my support for you!"

Not that Don needs his support anymore. I almost feel like one of the biggest messages to keep pushing is: "Don doesn't care about you." As far as I can find, he hasn't even put out any comments on the pardoned Jan 6 rioter that was killed in a traffic stop.

[-] oo1@kbin.earth 31 points 3 months ago

Uncle Ruckus's face eaten by leopard, who'd have thought.

[-] Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 months ago

Dude just needs to shut the fuck up. You voted for this you goddamn moron! You voted the guy in that wants to revert to a chattle system you absolute dunce.

[-] expr@programming.dev 18 points 3 months ago

Yes, he is a dumbass, but frankly this is exactly what's needed. More and more of his base having reality hit them in the face, complaining loudly, and fracturing his support.

[-] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago

Sure would've been nice to have that without fucking over everyone else at the same time

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 25 points 3 months ago

How dumb must you be to be a black american for Trump ?

[-] naught101@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Not saying it's not dumb, but it's definitely not unprecedented.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_of_German_National_Jews

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[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago
[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 22 points 3 months ago

Fuck off and die.

[-] Marleyinoc@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

Fucking morons.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

how could he have known that leopards would eat his face?

[-] slickgoat@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Must not have read the fine print before joining.

[-] cupcakezealot 12 points 3 months ago

Damn leopards again

[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Dumbass. It's govt by the people, of the people and for the rich white oligarchs, corporate interests and pork felonious insurrectionist people.

[-] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Wish I knew this bozo in person so I could tell him he's a moron to his face

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The irony here is that Trump's coalition was so broad because these minority groups felt abandoned when Biden didn't fulfill his promises, but everyone here is kind of just pretending Harris would have actually done something for them. Whether it was inflation, cop cities, endless war, abortion repeal, or assisting in the perpetration of child genocide, Dems did a really shitty job.

And for those of you about to whine about 'both sides-ism', yes, both of you do lie and make extravagant promises during campaign time, and then always fail to deliver.

But you still vote Democrat and Republican anyway.

[-] Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

The point is this guy VOTED for this. He's not taking the both sides bs argument. He actively supported this, there is a bigggggg difference.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I do appreciate that he isn't just pretending Trump is powerless like Democrats always do after the election.

[-] rational_lib@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

When Democrats lose, there's endless navel-gazing and wondering what went wrong. If there was enough minority outreach, if there was enough non-minority outreach, what policies should've been passed or left on the cutting room floor.

When Republicans lose, they simply don't give a fuck. No one on the right was asking after Trump's loss in 2020 whether it was a mistake to let him run again or if he should've done an interview with Charlamagne the God. They just doubled down on Trump.

The point isn't to say Democrats should be more like Republicans. Republicans are a loony cult, no one should be like them. The point is that there is an extreme and insane double standard, and anyone who acts like Democrats are the ones who need to be harsher on their candidates is hard to take seriously.

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[-] cley_faye@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Sure, let's say "things didn't improve much" and "they're actively trying to kill us" is the very exact same thing, and justify taking sides with the later.

[-] maniajack@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yeah and I guess you vote third party or not at all which also is a vote for trump. Or maybe you're not even in the US. Pie in the sky idealism is great but unless you're organizing and changing the system BEFORE a generationally crucial election, and you voted third party (aka for trump) then you are just as naive and you'll suffer along with everyone else for your ridiculous unrealistic ideals.

Harris would not have doomed us all to climate change or borked the whole fed government (the consequences of which we're already seeing and will only get much worse in the coming months) and definitely wouldn't have blamed a plane crash on all non-white people with straight up Jim Crow era messaging. Your comment is disingenuous or severely misinformed.

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