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[-] JusticeForPorygon 104 points 2 months ago

I swear to God if I have to double check the community icon one more time

[-] IHeartBadCode@fedia.io 69 points 2 months ago

Pledging to restore racial purity to the nation’s aviation programs

I thought The Onion was satirical.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 33 points 2 months ago

Reporting the actual news since 2016

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago

It's America's Finest News Source

[-] Critical_Thinker@lemm.ee 53 points 2 months ago

Jesus christ, this is the onion?

I was fucking sure it had to be true. It's his fucking MO.

[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Nah, never. He doesn't know the word "resegregate".

[-] makuus@pawb.social 45 points 2 months ago

Jesus Christ, Onion. Stop being so damned close to reality…

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago

An unfortunate side effect of living in the most bizarre timeline 🤷

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago

Hey, it's not the onions fault. Reality has been doing it's best to turn them into a news site

[-] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 2 months ago

I shouldn't have had to check the community

[-] spooky2092 32 points 2 months ago

Goddamned onion is back to posting real news

[-] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 months ago

This is really a hard time for them, I barely raised an eyebrow before I even noticed it was the onion.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Are there any long-term health risks associated with eating so many onions as of late?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

If you’re a cat, I think it’s bad for your kidneys/liver.

[-] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I hope the orange shit stain kills himself, or is dead soon

[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 5 points 2 months ago

Thank God it's The Onion

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

That man is a total jeenius! Go ahead try to find resegregate in a dicksionary. Can't? Why? Because he is a thinking man. He is the most thinking that anyone man has ever thinked before. That's why he knows the definition of such complex words and the rest of us just think it could be two words. It could be Reseg Regate! Regate sounds like rebate so I think Trump wants to lower flight costs so we can all fly too!

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