Sometimes, we're assholes doing asshole things.
But sometimes, juust sometimes, we become the Universe's instruments for slapping some sense into others.
I cannot tell the difference between this picture and a regular baby.
Compare side by side and look at the upper lip, usually the biggest tell
How do they take pictures before and after?
Time machine. Keep up.
I will have, I will have...
Just photograph the baby before and after the pub marathon? Use yer head, bruv.
There is no 'after' for FAS. That shit is forever
That's the joke. They suggested a side by side picture on a baby.
with a camera... how are you this dense?
The day I realized that every single one on my dad's side of the family likely had FAS so much shit clicked into place, I kid you not.
Nah. Dude is not the reason for a divorce. The mother is. She chose to indulge in alcohol while pregnant. It's her fault.
And probably the husband's fault as well if he knew it was going on and did nothing to stop it. They should both go sober until the baby is born.
If the dad already knew about it, why would he get a divorce the moment his child finds out? Makes no sense, he didn't know
Could be a different dad.
Sounds like a solid move heading into parenthood as a couple.
Yup. When my wife was pregnant, I adjusted my diet and whatnot so she wouldn't feel like she's doing it alone. Support your SO, you share responsibility too.
Go BAMA /s
But also looks around nervously
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