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[-] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

You're the fucking kid who bit the football?

[-] Yurgenst@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago

I think my microplastics are from drinking boiling hot garden hose water.

[-] fallowseed@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

core memory unlocked... and i also used to bring around a milk gallon of water with me wherever i went.. and reuse it

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 day ago

This is how these things disappear. They are slowly consumed by the men and children that play with them.

Have you ever seen an old nerf ball in your life?

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Only once, and sadly the delicious foam was left to the mice

[-] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

I saw an old Nerf football with the whistles on the side once. It got hung up in a storm drain during hurricane Irene and was completely waterlogged. I had to pass on it though cuse I don't eat gutter water.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

90s doctors should have been more specific when they told us to eat more greens.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

"Jello is green." -Child me

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

That’s macroplastics, helps break down the corn you eat.

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You bite the tip off then throw it like a grenade. That's what those are for, right?

[-] CaptainS7ark@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

It's Nerf or nothin'.

[-] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 7 points 1 day ago

On the older, non-silicone CPR models, the foam has the exact same texture as these nerf balls. How do I know? Because one of the idiots in the CPR class decided he was a real man and real men go after foam CPR model tits.

[-] simplejack@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

My dog had the fluffiest poops after eating one of those

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

was this post made by a dog?

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Gavin, is that you?

After Gavin ate his brand new nerf football, my little one was pissed off and refused to interact with that side of the family for years

this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2025
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