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[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 8 points 2 hours ago

Void

Get it? Because a vaccuum is a vo--

[-] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 20 points 11 hours ago

Manjaro, easy choice.

[-] cupcakezealot 3 points 9 hours ago

The one that's put out when Elon buys the Linux Foundation.

[-] lefixxx@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago
[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 hours ago

Ironically it's probably Suckless.

[-] ccdfa@lemm.ee 2 points 53 minutes ago

Is suckless a distro? I thought it was just a collection of software

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 12 points 15 hours ago

Red Star anybody?

[-] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 8 points 15 hours ago

There was a Windows tablet I bought for PDFs only. It ran some terrible Windows 8 lite version. That would easily be the worst Linux distro.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago

Windows RT. What a pile.

[-] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 93 points 23 hours ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Whoa, whoa, there are people who don't like Windows? I thought Windows was like the king of operating systems?

[-] nsrxn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 60 points 21 hours ago
[-] fl42v@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 hours ago

It'll randomly doze off whenever you don't look at it for 5 seconds, tho.

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 27 points 21 hours ago

Damn I really can't argue with that. The developer is a prick

[-] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Can someone seriously type with their penis? Impressive!

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[-] droans@midwest.social 64 points 1 day ago

Apparently it's Athena Linux. At least, that's what the hackable vacuums use.

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 39 points 22 hours ago

https://builder.dontvacuum.me

This website is great xD

Privacy Policy: I do not care about privacy and will try to sell, rent, lease or give away all your information (name, address, email, your pets name, etc.) to any third party (but only if they pay enough). Also I will send you unsolicited email with cute dog puppy pictures.

[-] serenissi@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

most honest privacy policy.

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 2 points 12 hours ago

Is there even a place on the website that asks for that information?

[-] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 4 points 15 hours ago

Well now I'm even more conflicted about sending them my email!

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 13 hours ago

Does windows for linux count?

If not, maybe azure linux

Maybe ubuntu since its recommended by microsoft

[-] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago

"I use Arch btw"

[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 211 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 72 points 1 day ago

I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.

I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.

Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 14 hours ago

All of our testing cells at work run Oracle!
I don't know much about it though.

[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago

If they released it for free then Ubuntu wouldn't have Ubuntu Pro to sell subscriptions to.

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[-] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago
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[-] Sparky 16 points 23 hours ago

Our roborock robot vacuum runs Ubuntu (I'm not joking)

[-] frezik@midwest.social 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Windows running WSL running a VM running Debian 2.2.

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[-] carotte 47 points 1 day ago

the one you, the reader, uses

[-] yonder@sh.itjust.works 2 points 15 hours ago

Ironically, I'm reading this from PostmarketOS, which has support for the echo dot 2, feature phones and some smartwatches, so it might be realistic to run on a vacum lol.

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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 89 points 1 day ago

All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.

[-] Tiempo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 hours ago

Hannah Montana Linux is the past, RebeccaBlackOS is the future!!

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 44 points 1 day ago

TempleOS is the one TRUE OS

[-] ebolapie@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

TempleOS is God's chosen OS, but I don't live at church. I use TempleOS to pray, and Hannah Montana Linux for personal tasks. That way I get the best of both worlds.

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

But it isn’t Linux.

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[-] SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago

... My vacuum actually does run Linux.

!It's a roborock with Valetudo installed so it doesn't need internet access!<

[-] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 16 points 1 day ago

There are dozens of us! Mine is a Dreame D9 with a custom GLaDOS voice pack that I can change by updating a CVS file.

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[-] besmtt@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago
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[-] logos@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 day ago

Installing on my fridge. Which one is the coolest?

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 13 hours ago

TempleOS

Be careful to not store any water in there

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[-] firegem@lemm.ee 44 points 1 day ago

I'd say Manjaro but they'd probably DDOS your vacuum on accident.

[-] myersguy@lemmy.simpl.website 20 points 1 day ago

Manjaro might be good, but you'll have to adjust the vacuum's clock every time you want to clean

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

RHEL because the best Linux is the one you pay for.

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