[-] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 58 points 8 months ago

The joke is also that the burning car was a Tesla, and if Elon could, he'd push a patch to copy/paste his face onto any memories of firefighters found in a Neuralink customer's brain

[-] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 48 points 2 years ago

It's even worse than that - Twilight was originally fanfic for Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles series, so it's all just Lestat with a fake mustache and sparkles.

[-] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 153 points 2 years ago

Next time, Gort will install Debian and save himself the trouble

[-] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 104 points 2 years ago

I'm surprised they didn't also coat it in radium to make it easier to find in the dark

[-] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 83 points 2 years ago

My dad told me that walnuts were owl eggs.

He got in trouble when I stole all the walnuts in the house and wrapped them in nose tissues to keep them warm so they would hatch and I would have baby owls.

[-] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 82 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Facial images "stored for no more than 2 weeks" just means that they have 2 weeks to transfer the data to another agency with no storage or transfer requirements.

[-] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 176 points 2 years ago

This is excellent recycling of the cringe original

[-] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 57 points 2 years ago

OF COURSE he uses GoDaddy

[-] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 91 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

OVERLAYS

Sorry for shouting, but they are very annoying.

NO I DO NOT WANT TO SIGN UP FOR YOUR NEWSLETTER, BLOGGER WITH A RECIPE I NO LONGER WANT

[-] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 49 points 2 years ago

I would trust a wacky waving inflatable tube man at a used Renault car dealer before I would trust Oracle with absolutely anything of any value whatsoever.

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