Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.
I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.
I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.
Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.
If they released it for free then Ubuntu wouldn't have Ubuntu Pro to sell subscriptions to.
They want to clean the carpet, not lose the house.
All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.
TempleOS is the one TRUE OS
TempleOS is God's chosen OS, but I don't live at church. I use TempleOS to pray, and Hannah Montana Linux for personal tasks. That way I get the best of both worlds.
Apparently it's Athena Linux. At least, that's what the hackable vacuums use.
This website is great xD
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Now this turned meta-referencial really quick.
Installing on my fridge. Which one is the coolest?
Hannah Montana Linux.
I'd say Manjaro but they'd probably DDOS your vacuum on accident.
... My vacuum actually does run Linux.
!It's a roborock with Valetudo installed so it doesn't need internet access!<
There are dozens of us! Mine is a Dreame D9 with a custom GLaDOS voice pack that I can change by updating a CVS file.
And suddenly I need a vacuum robot!
Actual: ChromeOS or Android
Snobby: Ubuntu with Unity
Android is far the best Linux, especially with security and usability
RHEL because the best Linux is the one you pay for.
There's people who pay for Linux!? ๐ญ
Manjaro might be good, but you'll have to adjust the vacuum's clock every time you want to clean
Our roborock robot vacuum runs Ubuntu (I'm not joking)
Void
Get it? Because a vaccuum is a vo--
"I use Arch btw"
TiVo
Just use Windows, it has WSL
There was a Windows tablet I bought for PDFs only. It ran some terrible Windows 8 lite version. That would easily be the worst Linux distro.
That Justin Bieber Linux?
(The opposite of Hannah Montana Linux ofc)
wubuntu
Finally a chance for me to install Arch on something!
Hint: :q!
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