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[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 227 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 84 points 2 months ago

I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.

I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.

Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.

[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 months ago

If they released it for free then Ubuntu wouldn't have Ubuntu Pro to sell subscriptions to.

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 2 months ago

They want to clean the carpet, not lose the house.

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[-] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 122 points 2 months ago
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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 94 points 2 months ago

All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 47 points 2 months ago

TempleOS is the one TRUE OS

[-] ebolapie@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

TempleOS is God's chosen OS, but I don't live at church. I use TempleOS to pray, and Hannah Montana Linux for personal tasks. That way I get the best of both worlds.

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[-] besmtt@lemmy.world 71 points 2 months ago
[-] nfms@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 months ago

This actually looks cool with several robots being supported

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[-] droans@midwest.social 71 points 2 months ago

Apparently it's Athena Linux. At least, that's what the hackable vacuums use.

[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 months ago

https://builder.dontvacuum.me

This website is great xD

Privacy Policy: I do not care about privacy and will try to sell, rent, lease or give away all your information (name, address, email, your pets name, etc.) to any third party (but only if they pay enough). Also I will send you unsolicited email with cute dog puppy pictures.

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[-] nsrxn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 2 months ago
[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 months ago

Damn I really can't argue with that. The developer is a prick

[-] WindyRebel@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Can someone seriously type with their penis? Impressive!

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[-] carotte 53 points 2 months ago

the one you, the reader, uses

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Now this turned meta-referencial really quick.

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[-] logos@sh.itjust.works 50 points 2 months ago

Installing on my fridge. Which one is the coolest?

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

Hannah Montana Linux.

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[-] firegem@lemm.ee 49 points 2 months ago

I'd say Manjaro but they'd probably DDOS your vacuum on accident.

[-] SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

... My vacuum actually does run Linux.

!It's a roborock with Valetudo installed so it doesn't need internet access!<

[-] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 17 points 2 months ago

There are dozens of us! Mine is a Dreame D9 with a custom GLaDOS voice pack that I can change by updating a CVS file.

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[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 months ago
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[-] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 31 points 2 months ago

Actual: ChromeOS or Android

Snobby: Ubuntu with Unity

[-] kekmacska@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

Android is far the best Linux, especially with security and usability

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[-] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 30 points 2 months ago
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[-] frezik@midwest.social 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Windows running WSL running a VM running Debian 2.2.

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[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

RHEL because the best Linux is the one you pay for.

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

There's people who pay for Linux!? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 23 points 2 months ago
[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

But, like, is for support and stuff, no?

[-] Dran_Arcana@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago

A lot of industries are semi-forced into it. Let me give you an example I know of first-hand. Modern SAP stacks support 3 operating systems. Windows Server, RHEL, and SuSE.

You're probably thinking to yourself: "but rhel is just regular linux, surely you can install it on anything if you have the appropriate dependencies, I'll bet it even just works on rhel-compatibles like rocky, alma, or centos stream!"

And you would be ~sort of~ right, but wrong in the most dystopian way possible. The installer itself does hardcoded checks for "compatible" operating systems, using /etc/os-release and a few other common system files. Spoofing those to rhel 8.5 or whatever is easy enough, but the one that really gets you is a dependency for compat-glibc-X.Y-ZZZZ.x86_64. This "glibc compatibility library" is conveniently only accessible via a super special redhat repository granted by a super special sap license (which is like ~$2,000/year/cpu). Looking at the redhat sources it is actually just a bog-standard semi-modern glibc compile with nothing special. The only other thing you get with this license as far as I can tell is another metapackage that installs dependencies, and makes a few kernel tweaks recommended by SAP.

So you can install it on alma/rocky by impersonating rhel in /etc/os-release, and then compiling a version of glibc and linking it in a special hardcoded location, but SAP/Redhat put as many roadblocks in your way as possible to do this. It took me weeks of reverse-engineering the installer to get our farm off of the ~100k/yr that redhat wanted to charge us for essentially:

./configure --enable-bootstrap --enable-languages=c,c++,lto --prefix=/usr --mandir=/usr/share/man --infodir=/usr/share/info --with-bugurl=http://bugzilla.redhat.com/bugzilla --enable-shared --enable-threads=posix --enable-checking=release --enable-multilib --with-system-zlib --enable-__cxa_atexit --disable-libunwind-exceptions --enable-gnu-unique-object --enable-linker-build-id --with-gcc-major-version-only --enable-plugin --with-linker-hash-style=gnu --enable-initfini-array --disable-libquadmath --disable-libsanitizer --disable-libvtv --disable-libgomp --disable-libitm --disable-libssp --disable-libatomic --disable-libcilkrts --without-isl --disable-libmpx --enable-gnu-indirect-function --with-tune=generic --with-arch_32=i686 --build=x86_64-redhat-linux
Thread model: posix
gcc version 9.1.1 20190605 (Red Hat 9.1.1-2) (GCC)

definitely worth $100,000/yr... much capitalism, many line go up

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Finally... I found it... Evil Linux...

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[-] maniii@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

RHEL is subscription based. Not just support anymore. Also for product.

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[-] myersguy@lemmy.simpl.website 21 points 2 months ago

Manjaro might be good, but you'll have to adjust the vacuum's clock every time you want to clean

[-] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 19 points 2 months ago
[-] Sparky 17 points 2 months ago

Our roborock robot vacuum runs Ubuntu (I'm not joking)

[-] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 17 points 2 months ago

Void

Get it? Because a vaccuum is a vo--

[-] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

"I use Arch btw"

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago
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[-] lefixxx@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago
[-] y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago

Just use Windows, it has WSL

[-] glowing_hans@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I want to install Linux on a Vacuum cleaner, which sucks the most?

Nix-OS. Nix translates to "nichts" in german, which translates to "nothing" in english. A vacuum creates sucktion force.

Also I get endless error messages sometimes, when I run nixos rebuild switch --upgrade, that sucks in a metaphorical sense, I need to modify the versions of programs I install.

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[-] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

There was a Windows tablet I bought for PDFs only. It ran some terrible Windows 8 lite version. That would easily be the worst Linux distro.

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[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Ironically it's probably Suckless.

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[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That Justin Bieber Linux?
(The opposite of Hannah Montana Linux ofc)

[-] introvertcatto 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] lengau@midwest.social 8 points 2 months ago

Finally a chance for me to install Arch on something!

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