submitted 1 year ago by WereBearGareBear@lemm.ee to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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One nut says to the other, "I'm a cashew".

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[-] shortwavesurfer@monero.town 13 points 1 year ago

I swear the title sounds like the beginning of a much dirtier joke

[-] lando55@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Scrotum? Damn near killed 'im!

[-] Radioactrev@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately, the other was a salted.

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