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[-] DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 201 points 2 months ago

Mom too busy edging to reply properly

[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 months ago

Gooning takes priority, no matter what

[-] N00b22@lemmy.ml 156 points 2 months ago
[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 13 points 2 months ago

He is inside mom

The burglar is a pedo

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago

No, he's inside mom. Sounds like the kids are safe from this milfhunter.

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[-] Scrollone@feddit.it 4 points 2 months ago

I'm Baby K, an Italian singer.

[-] makyo@lemmy.world 87 points 2 months ago

Mom cares about her kid's safety but that K was just her taking a step back and wondering if it's worth it when she still can't get 'hear' right

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago

they both have terrible spelling though

[-] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 26 points 2 months ago

The girl is probably absolutetly shitting herself and is full of adrenaline, I think we can forgive that typo lol.

[-] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

So is the mom. She is obviously rushing home texting while driving

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 78 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

“K”

“I’m baby”?

Did she mean “I’m busy”?

If so this is messed up.

[-] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 64 points 2 months ago

I thought maybe it's "I am, baby"

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 months ago

yeah, auto correct too "i m baby" and made it I'm baby

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago
[-] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Isn't I'm literally "I am"?

[-] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

The missing comma is what makes it mistakable

[-] Chocrates@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'm, baby. Still doesn't seem right even if it technically is.

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Hope so. That would be far better.

[-] Chocrates@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Me too, I hope

[-] Twiglet@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago

I'm guessing it's supposed to be "I am, baby" (in response to 'are you coming home') but written in a panicked haste.

Anyone thinking she'd have the time or calm to properly spell check before sending when her kid's in danger is delusional.

[-] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

She is a baby. I guess she was on some good stuff.

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 66 points 2 months ago
[-] SnugZebras 55 points 2 months ago
[-] whydudothatdrcrane@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 months ago

Imagine responding like that to any Lemmy post:

*Proton endorses Trump

*K

*Gaza ceasefire

*I'm baby

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 48 points 2 months ago

Mom is texting while driving and freaking out, that's why her texts are like that

[-] LemoineFairclough@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 months ago
[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 18 points 2 months ago

TL:DR her mom called the police and a neighbor and the neighbor loudly arrived spooking the intruder

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
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[-] sirico@feddit.uk 24 points 2 months ago

You had a good run mummy wants her white claw wednesdays back

[-] HertzDentalBar 22 points 2 months ago

"I'm baby" yup I feel that.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago
[-] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Imagine if the last thing you saw from your mom was k.

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FYI: Text to 911 is a thing in many places.

[-] glitch1985@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

What happens if it isn't available in your area do you get a notification or you just sit there waiting?

That why you own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended

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[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

I mean... That was exactly the right thing to do.
Respond as fast as possible as clearly as possible.

But looking back on it, it is pretty fucking funny to read.

[-] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Y'all focused on the wrong thing. How the fuck you pronounce the nieces name?

Zoyee?

I'm listening.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago
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[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

What hurts the most is that "here me"

[-] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Imagine being someone that thinks grammar is most important when someone's braking in to you're house

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

braking in to you’re house

Should I call 911?

[-] naught101@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah, undereducated people really suck, huh?

/s

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