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Mom hit her with “K”
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Mom too busy edging to reply properly
To the top with this one
K
I'm baby
Gooning takes priority, no matter what
I'm baby
He is inside mom
The burglar is a pedo
No, he's inside mom. Sounds like the kids are safe from this milfhunter.
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K
I'm Baby K, an Italian singer.
Mom cares about her kid's safety but that K was just her taking a step back and wondering if it's worth it when she still can't get 'hear' right
they both have terrible spelling though
The girl is probably absolutetly shitting herself and is full of adrenaline, I think we can forgive that typo lol.
So is the mom. She is obviously rushing home texting while driving
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“K”
“I’m baby”?
Did she mean “I’m busy”?
If so this is messed up.
I thought maybe it's "I am, baby"
yeah, auto correct too "i m baby" and made it I'm baby
Ahh.. That clears it up.
Isn't I'm literally "I am"?
The missing comma is what makes it mistakable
Hope so. That would be far better.
Me too, I hope
I'm guessing it's supposed to be "I am, baby" (in response to 'are you coming home') but written in a panicked haste.
Anyone thinking she'd have the time or calm to properly spell check before sending when her kid's in danger is delusional.
She is a baby. I guess she was on some good stuff.
K
I'm baby
Imagine responding like that to any Lemmy post:
*Proton endorses Trump
*K
*Gaza ceasefire
*I'm baby
Mom is texting while driving and freaking out, that's why her texts are like that
This seems to be the actual reporting: https://abc7.com/montclair-teen-saves-niece-home-invasion-quick-thinking-home-invasion/1781013/
TL:DR her mom called the police and a neighbor and the neighbor loudly arrived spooking the intruder
Zoyee
Jfc
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You had a good run mummy wants her white claw wednesdays back
"I'm baby" yup I feel that.
Who is bebby?
The mom
K
FYI: Text to 911 is a thing in many places.
What happens if it isn't available in your area do you get a notification or you just sit there waiting?
That why you own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended
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I mean... That was exactly the right thing to do.
Respond as fast as possible as clearly as possible.
But looking back on it, it is pretty fucking funny to read.
Y'all focused on the wrong thing. How the fuck you pronounce the nieces name?
Zoyee?
I'm listening.
what name?
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What hurts the most is that "here me"
Imagine being someone that thinks grammar is most important when someone's braking in to you're house
braking in to you’re house
Should I call 911?
Yeah, undereducated people really suck, huh?
/s
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