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[-] DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 201 points 7 months ago

Mom too busy edging to reply properly

[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 26 points 7 months ago

Gooning takes priority, no matter what

[-] N00b22@lemmy.ml 156 points 7 months ago
[-] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 13 points 7 months ago

He is inside mom

The burglar is a pedo

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 7 months ago

No, he's inside mom. Sounds like the kids are safe from this milfhunter.

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[-] Scrollone@feddit.it 4 points 7 months ago

I'm Baby K, an Italian singer.

[-] makyo@lemmy.world 87 points 7 months ago

Mom cares about her kid's safety but that K was just her taking a step back and wondering if it's worth it when she still can't get 'hear' right

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 78 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

“K”

“I’m baby”?

Did she mean “I’m busy”?

If so this is messed up.

[-] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 64 points 7 months ago

I thought maybe it's "I am, baby"

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 16 points 7 months ago

yeah, auto correct too "i m baby" and made it I'm baby

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago
[-] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago

Isn't I'm literally "I am"?

[-] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 7 months ago

The missing comma is what makes it mistakable

[-] Chocrates@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I'm, baby. Still doesn't seem right even if it technically is.

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Hope so. That would be far better.

[-] Chocrates@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Me too, I hope

[-] Twiglet@feddit.uk 10 points 7 months ago

I'm guessing it's supposed to be "I am, baby" (in response to 'are you coming home') but written in a panicked haste.

Anyone thinking she'd have the time or calm to properly spell check before sending when her kid's in danger is delusional.

[-] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 7 months ago

She is a baby. I guess she was on some good stuff.

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 66 points 7 months ago
[-] SnugZebras 55 points 7 months ago
[-] whydudothatdrcrane@lemmy.ml 17 points 7 months ago

Imagine responding like that to any Lemmy post:

*Proton endorses Trump

*K

*Gaza ceasefire

*I'm baby

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 48 points 7 months ago

Mom is texting while driving and freaking out, that's why her texts are like that

[-] LemoineFairclough@sh.itjust.works 37 points 7 months ago
[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 18 points 7 months ago

TL:DR her mom called the police and a neighbor and the neighbor loudly arrived spooking the intruder

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
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[-] sirico@feddit.uk 24 points 7 months ago

You had a good run mummy wants her white claw wednesdays back

[-] HertzDentalBar 22 points 7 months ago

"I'm baby" yup I feel that.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago
[-] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 19 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Imagine if the last thing you saw from your mom was k.

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[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 16 points 7 months ago

I mean... That was exactly the right thing to do.
Respond as fast as possible as clearly as possible.

But looking back on it, it is pretty fucking funny to read.

[-] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Y'all focused on the wrong thing. How the fuck you pronounce the nieces name?

Zoyee?

I'm listening.

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[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

What hurts the most is that "here me"

[-] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Imagine being someone that thinks grammar is most important when someone's braking in to you're house

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

braking in to you’re house

Should I call 911?

[-] naught101@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Yeah, undereducated people really suck, huh?

/s

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