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[-] shirro@aussie.zone 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I was a huge SpaceX fan from the early days so watched a lot of Musks presentations and interviews and noticed a lot of repetition and always felt he was strongly working from talking points combined with a reasonably good high level understanding of the topic.

He didn't work as well off script and seemed to have stunted emotional development, not unlike a lot of internet age manboys raised on memes, video games and porn. It is difficult to reconcile his behaviour with an adult, father and manager of people and money. I suspect he has some seriously competent peiple around him like Shotwell who cover for his fuck ups.

IMO he probably is the kind of guy who can soak up stuff around him, turn it into a set of talking points and repeat it with the appearance of expertise. I think he may have had some cognitive decline due to age and lifestyle but I think he was a pretty competent bullshit artist in the past.

I am not an expert at anything but like many IT people discovered long ago that I can pick up most things in my general field with a bit of research. It is a dangerous mindset sometimes. There really is the feeling that with some basic undergrad math and comp sci and a weekend of googling you can understand quantum field theory and it's totally delusional of course.

Unfortunately the fake it to you make it culture seems to have won. It doesn't matter how crap you are, if you put yourself out there with confidence you will outcompete the quiet competent types. And when you get caught out there never seem to be consequences.

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 3 points 47 minutes ago

you put yourself out there with confidence and your parents blood money from emerald mines you will outcompete the quiet competent types.

But yeah. Point taken.

[-] Entropywins@lemmy.world 1 points 47 minutes ago

Woke mind found at loopback interface

Wokemind deleted

Now let's traceroute a fucking loopback of something you deleted...

It's not funny, it's not smart but it definitely is Elon.

[-] frunch@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

He can fake gaming kinda-sorta, he can fake admirers kinda-sorta... Why could he kinda-sorta fake programming skills?

He's the ultimate fake

[-] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 hours ago

Now if he would just remove the French localization

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

did he just delete his brain via neuralink?

[-] bad_news@lemmy.billiam.net 2 points 2 hours ago

I love how this lucky fucker is always playing his perpetual rolling 20 by chance as genius, when its apparent luck just loves the WORST former genocide victims, from South African Huguenots to Israeli Jews. Armenians, do worse if you want to do better!

[-] lost_tortie@lemmy.world 52 points 6 hours ago

Please do notice that he replied to himself a month after the fact. He was cooking that up for an entire month ๐Ÿ˜น

[-] minyakcurry@monyet.cc 16 points 4 hours ago

It just took a month to connect to his own brain.

[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Without even realizing that rm -rf works on posix filesystems which are not directly exposed at osi layer 3.

This is the brilliant scientific mind that wants to take humanity to mars. ๐Ÿ™„

[-] Mim@lemmy.zip 15 points 6 hours ago

And still couldn't figure out how it works.
What a pathetic loser ๐Ÿ˜น

[-] RedSeries 57 points 6 hours ago

This is a freshman CS/IT major's attempt at humor. Most of us learn and grow out of it and/or get the memes right, but Elon isn't smart and isn't actually capable of understanding how stupid this looks

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 24 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 3 minutes ago)

No IT major would fuck the syntax like that, this is a script kiddie hooting through a mouthful of cheetos

[-] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

Musk has no teal programming credentials to speak of I thought. His degree(s) are physics and economics.

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 60 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

It's just another case of Musk trying to sound smart but instead ends up proving that he doesn't even have a basic working understanding on the subject.

I guess this time the only difference is that it doesn't look like he paid an actually competent person to help him with it.

[-] bamboo 27 points 6 hours ago

This might be giving him too much credit, but I think what he's trying to say is that he had the woke_mind_virus and deleted it from his mind? They've all co-opted the term red pill from the Matrix (widely seen as a trans allegory) and are using it to justify their unpopular actions because they're now free of having to be "woke" and can oppress those who are marginalized.

Obligatory Fuck Elon:

Fuck Elon

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Fuck thats some good shit. It will never cease to amaze me how every piece of pop culture they touch brings the creators out swinging.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 1 points 6 hours ago

Ivanka Trump is trans confirmed. She got those boobs from the red estrogen pill.

[-] bamboo 1 points 6 hours ago

๐Ÿคฎ

[-] Luci@lemmy.ca 86 points 7 hours ago

thats not how rm -rf works

[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 47 points 6 hours ago

Not to diminish the fact that that's not how rm works, but that's also not how anything else in his tweet works either.

[-] Luci@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 hours ago

I only care about the rm part

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 8 points 6 hours ago

Yeah that command wouldn't run. Which means Elon still has the woke mind virus.

That's probably why he told everyone to take the red pill. The red pill is estrogen.

...ohhhhhh, so that's how he's going to create those genetically engineered catgirls! He meant epigenetic changes caused by estrogen!

[-] Luci@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago

But estrogen pills are blue yo

Trust me I know

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 5 points 4 hours ago

This is what they looked like in the 90s

[-] Luci@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 hours ago

Damn, so both pills are estrogen!

[-] psud@aussie.zone 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Yeah he needs a file or directory list after a space after the f

Traditional is /*

[-] Luci@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 hours ago

Just / would work but --no-preserve-root would kick it up a notch

[-] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 3 hours ago
[-] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

God this tweet makes me mad on so many levels. Anyone who has spent any meaningful amount of time in the command line knows this tweet is such bullshit.

EDIT: Further venting of frustrations.

[-] joyjoy@lemm.ee 41 points 7 hours ago

Elon is not an engineer. Don't believe his lies.

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 52 points 8 hours ago

Sounds like Muskrat can't remove the virus it as it deleted the RM command.

[-] noride@lemm.ee 20 points 7 hours ago

GASP the virus is in the user!

[-] kittenzrulz123 12 points 7 hours ago
[-] MrLLM@ani.social 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)
[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 hours ago

Wait, woke isn't a virus but Elon is?

[-] db2@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

๐ŸŒ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿš€

-bash: woke_mind_virus: command not found
[-] Stimpy@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

Well if its in $PATH he just ran it twice

[-] Scoopta@programming.dev 17 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

๐Ÿค”, I must not have the mind virus then as 127.0.0.1 does not loopback on my machines. Victory? Also I'd just like to point out that while hostnames can contain _ they're not supposed to as it's reserved for special purposes like SRV records.

[-] villainy@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Musky needs to hook up with NextGenHacker101 and get on that tracer-t tip!

[-] italics2@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Elon you found the Virus in your brain. Now do "rm -rf /"!!!

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