Bread is like the shady dealer standing just inside a dark alley who, when somebody passes by on the street, goes:

"Hey you!"

"Yes, you."

"Would you like a little something to make you feel good?"

* Opens long coat, showing a collection of cheeses, butter, peanut butter, jams, ham and other cold meats, and other delicious things that aren't all that healthy *

Bread made feeding people cheap. That isn't civilization; that's dominator culture. It's slavery with extra steps. You've all been eating peasant food. Break the cycle.

Low-carb bread is the one true religion.

We should stage a conquest of bread.

Sometimes I'll just throw a baguette in the oven and bake it until it's nice and crunchy and while it's still hot I'll break the top off and just start picking at it and eating it as a snack.

This person is enlightened. Bread is love, bread is life 🥖

This guy Deutsch.

Personally I just have keto bread with like 1 net carb. Love bread and love the fiber.

History of Civilization According to Bread

Jesus is the bread

I tend to agree… except for US bread. American bread is soft garbage.