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submitted 3 days ago by zdhzm2pgp@lemmy.ml to c/usa@lemmy.ml

I predict that the DNA sample will be orange in color.

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[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 72 points 3 days ago

name another human convicted of 34 felonies and does zero jail-time, zero fines. go ahead, i dare ya.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

Duke Nukem?

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Ollie north? But that was 3 technically higher charges.

[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 57 points 3 days ago

Can't own a gun, but controlling the nukes is just fine. Makes sense.

[-] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 25 points 3 days ago

"Will have to"

Lmao no he doesn't. What happens if he doesn't do it? And what happens if he owns more guns? More convictions with zero consequences? Why would he care?

[-] CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work 20 points 3 days ago

Setting aside that it's Donald Trump I think it's messed up that non-violent felons, or any felon really, lose rights just because they're felons. Why should anyone lose their right to vote or keep a firearm if neither of those things had anything to do with their crimes?

[-] Dave@lemmy.nz 31 points 3 days ago

There's actually a really good reason to deny prisoners the vote.

Imagine you're a political party in control of the government. You can pass laws that target people who would not vote for you, then convict them of those crimes so they can't vote against you!

[-] CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work 12 points 3 days ago

It do be like that.

[-] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago

I knew he would never face any consequences

[-] ExtremeDullard@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 days ago

If he refuses, ask Stormy to provide the sample.

[-] myrrh@ttrpg.network 5 points 3 days ago

...do three strikes laws apply to simultaneous convictions?..

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

"Why does this blood sample smell like hamberders?!"

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

The US justice system isn't even a joke any more.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Knowing Trump, it’ll be a little sippie cup of dried semen.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

Least the fucker can do since everyone wants to baby his ass so much

this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2025
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