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[-] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 71 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

....and I don't even care that much about the grass to be honest.

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 months ago

...good weed enhances...

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago

Well if the grass is dead, most other plants will probably be too.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

And attractiveness is subjective.

[-] masquenox@lemmy.world 35 points 4 months ago

When you're young, horny and reasonably healthy it makes a lot more sense.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 13 points 4 months ago

Fuck, high school summers hanging out in the park with pretty girls (most girls were pretty, as I recall). I didn't need much more than that.

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

except the original lyrics didn't go like that...

[-] salvaria 59 points 4 months ago

From Genius:

"Guns N Roses guitarist Slash – who wrote most of the music for this song – wanted the repeat of the chorus to change to:

Where the girls are fat
And they’ve got big titties

Lead singer Axl Rose didn’t go for it. Instead it follows with nice sights most Americans long to find. Particularly for being better than usual (after all, the grass is always greener on the other side).

Note the alliteration: grass, green and girls."

Thanks for the fun fact! I didn't know this.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 53 points 4 months ago

Slash knows what's up.

Also this:

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 months ago

We always used to sing .... "Where the girls are green and the grass is pretty"

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Are you sure about that?

Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Take me home (I want you, please, take me home)

https://genius.com/Guns-n-roses-paradise-city-lyrics

I mean they repeat it a whole bunch of times.

[-] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Those weren't the original lyrics, though. Axl changed them before the song was recorded (good move, though)

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

I mean... I've been where the grass is spray painted rocks and the girls aren't pretty... I'd rather green grass and pretty girls.

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