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[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 138 points 4 weeks ago

I don't need a fact checking team to know that this is totally true

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 55 points 4 weeks ago

Community note: this is absolutely factual.

[-] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 20 points 4 weeks ago

I'm making a community note on this right now.

True.

[-] Scrollone@feddit.it 10 points 4 weeks ago

Community note: the post in OP is completely true, but the image is not related to the pump incident.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 107 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Can we please keep to shitposting in here and stop posting actual news articles.

[-] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago

I some how managed to read your comment backwards and got very confused

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 day ago

Can we please keep to posting actual news articles in here and stop shitposting.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago

.selcitra swen lautca gnitsop pots dna ereh ni gnitsoptihs ot peek esaelp ew naC

[-] puppycat 8 points 4 weeks ago

.ƨɘlɔiƚɿɒ ƨwɘn lɒuƚɔɒ ǫniƚƨoq qoƚƨ bnɒ ɘɿɘʜ ni ǫniƚƨoqƚiʜƨ oƚ qɘɘʞ ɘƨɒɘlq ɘw nɒƆ

[-] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 5 points 4 weeks ago

Oh wow I also somehow read it backwards! I even took me reading the comment two more times after reading yours to realize it

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 55 points 4 weeks ago

Community note: This is 100% factual

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 38 points 4 weeks ago

Community notes: fake, Androids are already fully functional.

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

It still uses a pump

Being flaccid is part of the androids functionality too, otherwise it would appear aroused all the time and nobody would trust it. Dr Noonien Soong had to add modesty filters, surely he had to add a flaccid protocol too.

[-] Eiri@lemmy.ca 34 points 4 weeks ago

The location of this comma, really annoys me.

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 5 points 4 weeks ago

Rightly so. A comma should have no involvement with that sequence of words.

[-] renzev@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

We already have the oxford coma, we need a name for this type of coma usage as well. Using another well-known university like Yale or Princeton might be a bit of a waste tho, I feel like the honor should go to a less gilded educational establishment. I propose we call it the Dnipro State Technical University of Railway Construction Coma.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

The location of that command, also, really annoys me

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 weeks ago

Is he even supposed to be using this so soon after his rat penis transplant?

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 26 points 4 weeks ago

I heard it's not even a swedish-made electric penis pump, but a Chinese knockoff brand electric penis pump from Temu.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

It sparks whenever you hit the button.

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago

That's a feature. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Is it just me, or is he turning into the whitest Edgar ever, cuz?

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 weeks ago

He looks like if marshal mathers was part of NSYNC

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

He looks like a shitty fucking Roman Emperor. Which is by design, minus the shitty fucking part.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago

Articles news actual posting stop and here in shitposting to keep please we can.

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago
[-] hungryphrog 9 points 4 weeks ago
[-] Nerrad@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Confirmed by Snopes.

[-] Huckledebuck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 weeks ago

Do we even know he was in LA? Come on, guys. Someone should look a little deeper before spreading this kind of stuff.

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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago

This guy's poor wife... We all know why he's been doing all of this. I wonder if he lets her have relations with other dudes? I hope so...

[-] Gorram_Reavers@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

No might about it.

[-] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Do you all expect Lemmy admins to fact check as well?

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

No because there isn't a fake news epidemic on Lemmy and the mods do a good job.

[-] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

https://lemmy.world/post/24085242

The reality is most mods do not. Lemmy world admin do a better job than most but folks make shit up here all the time. I have been banned for posting links from the economist that disagree with the general Lemmy world population.

As far as it not being an epidemic? So because few use this place it gets a free pass? What is your threshold for starting to give a crap about misinformation?

[-] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Can confirm.

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