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So he admits at least 17 guys have nutted in him

[-] Spezi@feddit.org 7 points 7 hours ago

At least 18, one of them is sterile due to age and bad nutrition.

[-] Nunar@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

He would have had 17 abortions

[-] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 154 points 1 day ago

"We have to keep trying!" ~Elon to Trump

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago

The first sentence of a horrible Elon x Trump fanfiction.

[-] SGG@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago

What do you mean fiction? Why else would Musk have moved in with Turnip?

[-] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 87 points 1 day ago

Besides the idiocy of the statement, these people don't understand the toll that pregnancy has on the body.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 59 points 1 day ago

Elon definitely looks like he's been pregnant 17 times...

[-] TotallynotJessica 15 points 1 day ago

Idk, Elong looks significantly worse than that

[-] DerArzt@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

I guess he's running low on blood boys.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And yet, so many women still opt for having ~~numerous~~ large families.

P.s.

My native language double crossed me on that sentence.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

True, but 17 is rare and wild.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 16 hours ago

Today.

A great-grandmother of mine had 19.

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago
[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

Regardless pregnancy and birth being an highly stressful and toll taking endeavour for a woman's body, many still opt to have large families, out of their own volition.

I really don't see how much clearer I can get in my wording.

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

You could say that about a lot of things. Boxing enacts an extreme toll on a boxers body, in training, in match prep and in the fight itself, yet many of them continue to come back to the ring.

Sometimes the thing that is a struggle and exacts a toll has a reward that makes it worth it. It doesnt mean the struggle to get the thing wasn't difficult or debilitating.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

You're right and I whole heartdly agree with you.

I was trying to express that exact same idea on my first comment, with obviously disastrous outcome.

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I got confused by the numerous / large there.

Some peeps get away with having two families, but it usually is the guy because it's easier to father children on "business trips" than to do a whole pregnancy.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Travel salesman family arrangement.

It's the classic joke in my country.

[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 day ago

Men can give birth though....

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 day ago

I doubt he would think the same after having one for 9 months

[-] TherapyGary 55 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What on earth is the implication here?

Edit: I've learned far more about this man's personal life than I wanted to, wtf lmao I feel so bad for his kids

[-] Zorsith 28 points 1 day ago

Dude has a serious breeding fetish. He does not keep it to himself, at all.

[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago

Elon has like a dozen kids and his dad compares having kids to horse breeding and believes that the only thing we’re here on earth to do is have kids. So I think the implication is that Elon is a fucking psycho who would allow himself to be impregnated in order to further grow humanity (which is something Elon has said he wants to encourage everyone to do).

[-] Denjin@lemmings.world 4 points 1 day ago

The reboot of Succession in 20 years is going to be wild.

[-] Kit 55 points 1 day ago

Elon takes it up the ass on the regular.

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 10 points 1 day ago

Elons a slut

Strider Musk (2021) — with Shivon Zilis

Techno Mechanicus Musk (2022) — with Grimes

Child whose name is not known (2024) — with Shivon Zilis

[-] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 16 points 1 day ago

After 16 children choose emancipation....

[-] XOXOX@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Found another Elon alt account.

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 5 points 20 hours ago

I don't support him in any way, just though that musk mpreg was funny.

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