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[-] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 168 points 3 months ago

"We have to keep trying!" ~Elon to Trump

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 71 points 2 months ago

The first sentence of a horrible Elon x Trump fanfiction.

[-] SGG@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago

What do you mean fiction? Why else would Musk have moved in with Turnip?

[-] apocalypticat@lemmy.world 95 points 2 months ago

Besides the idiocy of the statement, these people don't understand the toll that pregnancy has on the body.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 64 points 2 months ago

Elon definitely looks like he's been pregnant 17 times...

[-] TotallynotJessica 17 points 2 months ago

Idk, Elong looks significantly worse than that

[-] DerArzt@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I guess he's running low on blood boys.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And yet, so many women still opt for having ~~numerous~~ large families.

P.s.

My native language double crossed me on that sentence.

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 months ago
[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 months ago

Regardless pregnancy and birth being an highly stressful and toll taking endeavour for a woman's body, many still opt to have large families, out of their own volition.

I really don't see how much clearer I can get in my wording.

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 6 points 2 months ago

You could say that about a lot of things. Boxing enacts an extreme toll on a boxers body, in training, in match prep and in the fight itself, yet many of them continue to come back to the ring.

Sometimes the thing that is a struggle and exacts a toll has a reward that makes it worth it. It doesnt mean the struggle to get the thing wasn't difficult or debilitating.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

You're right and I whole heartdly agree with you.

I was trying to express that exact same idea on my first comment, with obviously disastrous outcome.

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I got confused by the numerous / large there.

Some peeps get away with having two families, but it usually is the guy because it's easier to father children on "business trips" than to do a whole pregnancy.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Travel salesman family arrangement.

It's the classic joke in my country.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

True, but 17 is rare and wild.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Today.

A great-grandmother of mine had 19.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

How many of them lived to adulthood?

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Only two died. One fell off a wall at 6, the other was attacked by a dog. Most never married.

[-] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 66 points 2 months ago

So he admits at least 17 guys have nutted in him

[-] Spezi@feddit.org 15 points 2 months ago

At least 18, one of them is sterile due to age and bad nutrition.

[-] TherapyGary 60 points 3 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What on earth is the implication here?

Edit: I've learned far more about this man's personal life than I wanted to, wtf lmao I feel so bad for his kids

[-] Kit 59 points 3 months ago

Elon takes it up the ass on the regular.

[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 57 points 2 months ago

Elon has like a dozen kids and his dad compares having kids to horse breeding and believes that the only thing we’re here on earth to do is have kids. So I think the implication is that Elon is a fucking psycho who would allow himself to be impregnated in order to further grow humanity (which is something Elon has said he wants to encourage everyone to do).

[-] Denjin@lemmings.world 5 points 2 months ago

The reboot of Succession in 20 years is going to be wild.

[-] Zorsith 32 points 2 months ago

Dude has a serious breeding fetish. He does not keep it to himself, at all.

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 15 points 2 months ago

Elons a slut

Strider Musk (2021) — with Shivon Zilis

Techno Mechanicus Musk (2022) — with Grimes

Child whose name is not known (2024) — with Shivon Zilis

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 37 points 2 months ago

I doubt he would think the same after having one for 9 months

[-] Nunar@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

He would have had 17 abortions

[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 months ago

Men can give birth though....

[-] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 20 points 2 months ago

After 16 children choose emancipation....

[-] XOXOX@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Found another Elon alt account.

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

I don't support him in any way, just though that musk mpreg was funny.

[-] bbpolterGAYst 7 points 2 months ago
[-] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 3 points 2 months ago
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