They don't get any epic music for the fight.
No no no, they get something Deadpool-esque, like Barbie Girl or Dragostea Din Tei.
And yes, I'm old, sue me. Let's see what the Supreme Court has to say about that.
I was thinking something very similarly psychotic like "Let it Go" or "The Sound of Music."
"Smack My Bitch Up" by The Prodigy
How on earth has nobody said X Gon' Give It To Ya. Maybe people are getting fixated on the Supreme Court part, but I feel like that's the right theme for kicking any ass in a White Castle parking lot.
We're Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister. Of course.
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They should be beaten to death without a soundtrack. Nothing should hide the sounds of their comeuppance.
The national anthem on loop. Because they have to hear it all the time and it'll remind them.
This is how you remind me
Killing in the Name is the right answer, I feel.
Pokemon Theme. The full version. Don't know why but it just feels right.
I’ll throw in the “basic” choice of Fuck tha Police by N.W.A.
I Fought the Law - The Clash.
Rage, Killing in the name
Bad Reputation by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts... like in Shrek.
Yakety sax
They don’t get a fight. I give them a wedgie and have them chase me around the parking lot
Let the bodies hit the floor.
It's a great song to beat the fuck out of people to.
I'm shipping out to Boston
BANG POW BOOM - Insane Clown Posse
I fight naked with Juggalo Face Paint and a Bottle of Faygo up my ass.
Just like my forefathers did against the Romans 🥲
Particle Man by TMBG, of course.
What's the name of the Benny Hill theme song?
Yakety Sax
"I want candy" by mc Chris?
or maybe something from the coup? like "magic clap" or "takin these" or "everythang" or "ride the fence"...
edit: oh fuck. I forgot "the man" by the killers
double edit: damn, reading the coup track list and I missed "we are the ones" and "5 million ways to kill a ceo"
triple edit: the stimulator put out a series of workout mixes called "burning cop car" that is full of winners in this category
The Star Wars cantina song.
it would depend on mood or reason.
i understand the RATM suggestions. that's sort of an obvious top contender.
Ministry's ass clowns comes to mind. but that's where I started day dreaming and drifted toward their earlier work and thought of scarecrow and then pslam 69 because hehe.
or maybe this is a classier whitecastle parking lot. a light piano like aria de capo ...or maybe it's more ride of the valkries vibe? hmm
last thought. primus. my name is mud. (but call me ellowishus deverdander ambercrombie )
The entire sound track of Hotline Miami 1 and 2.
If I had to pick one, Hydrogen by MOON.
RATM... Killing in the Name Of
God‘s Gonna Cut You Down, by Johnny Cash
Any. The answer is any. I'll knock the fuck out of a geriatric ignoramus while god damned polka music is in the background. But if I had to choose....Get to the Gone by Static X
Nazi Punks Fuck Off - Dead Kennedys(1:04)
Gag On It - Kim Petras (1:40)
She's Kerosene - The Interrupters (2:51)
West End Riot - The Living End (3:51)
Change on the Rise - Avi Kaplan (4:01)
Or skip the play list and:
Roundabout - Yes (8:36)
Kind of a different feel, but: Fight Song - The Stanfields
Also, Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls and Creeping Death
Finally, the entire first Matrix Original Soundtrack
Edit: Gorillaz - Feel Good is tickling my brain, and there's something about Foster the People's Pumped Up Kicks but I'm not sure if it's a good idea. And: Dope - Die Motherfucker Die
Ministry - Ass Clown
Pretty much any Ministry song will do though
Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin. It's both appropriate for the task and poetic.
Nobody speak by DJ Shadow.
The music video won't let me fight politicians without playing it.
4'33" composed by John Cage, with the accompanying orchestra of course.
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