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[-] xuxebiko@kbin.social 78 points 1 year ago

"Why is my human slave not moving my stuff to different rooms according to my set schedule? Why do I, a god, have to do it myself? Bastet, take note of this great insubordination! "

[-] southbayrideshare@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The screaming could also mean:

"I have been up all night watching these babies and I am exhausted! Not one of them was hungry! I need some me time with my face in the catnip plant. Someone watch them while I'm passed out... and no more catnip for the babies! They all still smell like catnip from the last time you looked after them."

[-] d4rknusw1ld@artemis.camp 10 points 1 year ago
[-] dandroid@dandroid.app 3 points 1 year ago

I have a friend who is a college professor. He said that he has on more than one occasion called his class churlish.

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 76 points 1 year ago

She wants to have babies. Cat mothers carry their offspring around.

[-] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut 27 points 1 year ago

In a "I'm horny" way or in a "I'm suffering" way?

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Probably in more of a "Everything I'm evolved for tells me that I should have babies but I don't" way.

[-] GentlemanLoser@ttrpg.network 13 points 1 year ago

I have a male cat that loves to sing when he's got a toy in his mouth

[-] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Same here. Our tabby (boy) will fetch his mouse and yell/squeak about it. We think he thinks he sounds fierce.

[-] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Probably her motherly instincts just kick in. So toys are babies. The cat is probably sterilized.

[-] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My 19 year old cat does this "scream" when we give her people-food. She carries it up to the sofa she lives on and screams. Apparently it's because she's "proud of her kill" and wants to show it off, but i think she's saying "Thanks human, we share"

[-] wwaxwork@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

She thinks of the toys as her babies. Do they squeak? That can often trigger that reaction from female cats.

[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 19 points 1 year ago

If I'm chronically intoxicated by cats, does that make me catholic?

[-] Getawombatupya@aussie.zone 10 points 1 year ago
[-] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Cat-haul-icism?

Caterwaul-icism?

[-] bmovement@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Some flavor of meownotheism, yes

[-] Transcriptionist@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

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X post by Zack Morrison @paranaturalzack: every morning our cat moves her toys from the bedroom to the living room while screaming, and every night she moves them back, also while screaming. i don't know the purpose of the ritual but it is the central pillar of my faith.

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[-] FaizalR@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

@Facelikeapotato horniness makes the cat goes weird.

[-] iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 year ago

I hear that. Cat works in mysterious ways.

[-] needthosepylons@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Upvote for the title. Also, cats!

[-] BluJay320 5 points 1 year ago

I’m not religious… But this may change my mind……

[-] quinkin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

My dog has a similar ritual where he patiently watches me put all the toys away then one by one retrieves them and makes me play with it.

I'm not sure of the purpose of this ritual but it is the central pillar of my rapidly developing mental breakdown.

this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2023
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