Uno reverse challenge: It's your job to allocate two of these people to the same office, and if one of them quits, gets fired, or dies you get that office to yourself. Which two do you pair up for the fastest vacancy and why?

Whichever isn't a fucking bigot.

Meh Dayzie or Caleb, I don't use deodorant and I do a bunch of exercise. Exercise then shower, and I have a smell, but it doesn't smell bad. Most people just smell like people unless they aren't taking care of themselves.

shiloh seems fine, walice is probably sound.

Shiloh i dont mind listen to radio

Aww, probably Hannah. As much as I would want to be surly or jealous of someone else finding their person, I could use some positivity in my life.

The subtle just under the surface love-hate passive-aggressive interplay between Dayzie and Brice (if you're lucky, culminating in some kind of passionate-beyond-their-control office affair between them) would make that pair the most interesting to have as colleagues in the long run, IMHO.

Anyone but Brice, tbh.

• Idk what’s supposed to be bad about getting engaged
• Everyone farts
• I like Radiohead
• Natural deodorant works fine for a lot of people
• Most people I’ve known who do crossfit have been very aware that talking about it is a meme
• Dudes who are super old and still working tend to be fun
• HR folks have a lot ot useful info for getting the most out of your employment

Edit: I will decline Wallace, too, actually. As fun as he might be, at 100 there’s a pretty good chance he’ll die on the job and I don’t wanna deal with that.

I'm not sure id have a problem with any of these honestly.

You shouldn't steal memes from the meme museum

I want to pick both Hannah and Shiloh and see how the situation develops from there.

Ah the scenarios we are forced to imagine with back to office mandates. I'll go with Dayzie because we have similar ideologies about deodorant and I can't wait for someone to complain to Susan so I can be oppositionally defiant.

Wallace or Susan. Almost every place I’ve been HR is the freakiest of the groups and generally doesn’t care. (And yes that’s annecdotal and I’m sure there will be others who say they’re the worst)

Anyone but Susan.

I get to work in an actual office (*_*) with walls?
Also... Wallace.

what's wrong with microwaving tuna?

What is all natural body deodorant? Also, anybody but Susan.

I would get Shiloh but I bet he talks in math and buzzes like a fridge

Wallace or Shiloh.

I eat an insanely high protein diet and I crossfit regularly... "I'm not locked in here with you, You're locked in here with me!"

Dayzie obviously