What is all natural body deodorant? Also, anybody but Susan.
Either no deodorant, or something that doesn't work that says it works, but it definitely doesn't.
Ah the scenarios we are forced to imagine with back to office mandates. I'll go with Dayzie because we have similar ideologies about deodorant and I can't wait for someone to complain to Susan so I can be oppositionally defiant.
Dayzie or Wallace. They both seem pretty easy.
Dayzie obviously
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Uno reverse challenge: It's your job to allocate two of these people to the same office, and if one of them quits, gets fired, or dies you get that office to yourself. Which two do you pair up for the fastest vacancy and why?
I’d share an office with Brice only so I could steal his lunch every day, open it, and dump it into a sealed trash can.
I eat an insanely high protein diet and I crossfit regularly... "I'm not locked in here with you, You're locked in here with me!"
I would get Shiloh but I bet he talks in math and buzzes like a fridge
Tough crowd. I would go with the farter. Everyone farts.
Lewis or Wallace. or both, so I can have fun hearing them fight
Jacksepticeye
You shouldn't steal memes from the meme museum
When Wallace croaks ya got your own office
Hannah’s happiness and optimism would probably be good for me but could also backfire hard
I think Hannah would be okay unless she turns into a bridezilla. Not because I’d be involved but because I’m guessing bridezillas are probably deeply unhappy people that take their misery out on others.
Definitely Wallace
Disturbing lack of DEI on this meme
How does no one want to work with Brice? That seems manageable
I wear all-natural deodorant too. It's microwaved-tuna flavoured.
I'll take Hannah, Shiloh, Caleb or Wallace, and some noise canceling headphones.
Anyone but Susan.
I want to pick both Hannah and Shiloh and see how the situation develops from there.
The subtle just under the surface love-hate passive-aggressive interplay between Dayzie and Brice (if you're lucky, culminating in some kind of passionate-beyond-their-control office affair between them) would make that pair the most interesting to have as colleagues in the long run, IMHO.
Susan and Wallace >>>>>
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