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true story (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by kewwwi@lemmy.world to c/femcelmemes
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[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 137 points 1 week ago

Uncensored and better quality version

[-] TotallynotJessica 12 points 1 week ago

BG porn text from what I could see:

Your dick-

Oh baby give-

I'm gonna

Imma or in a

You got no pan- (?)

Ow!

Ow!

[-] kewwwi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago
[-] TotallynotJessica 10 points 1 week ago

Asexuals need their garlic bread?

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago
[-] TotallynotJessica 2 points 1 week ago

Emo girl shitpost comic by GRS (Punk Rock Loser)

[-] JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Didn't even notice it was censored because it is censored in the exact shape of the letter it was censoring??

[-] Hawke@lemmy.world 91 points 1 week ago

It’s okay, you can say porn on the internet.

[-] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Better yet, you can type it! Leads to much better results

[-] phcorcoran@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

I feel like censoring the O with a circle has to be satirical

[-] TotallynotJessica 20 points 1 week ago

It's just to get past dumb algorithms that suppress anything remotely adult. The rich fuckers who control our financial system think they can enforce prudish "Christian values" on everybody. Sex workers can't get paid despite following the law, while advertisers only do business where all queer content gets treated like pornography.

It's absolutely vile and abhorrent how they work their influence into everything. They never waited for project 2025 to push their twisted morality, as Christian conservatives have always used capitalism to control culture.

This is why spaces like lemmy are so important; they allow us to exchange ideas without capitalist meddling. The assholes who support child marriage while calling us groomers can eat a bag of nuclear waste.

[-] Hawke@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I agree with most of what you said… however I feel like self-censoring makes you do their work for them.

[-] TotallynotJessica 7 points 1 week ago

The best option is to hang out here! However, if you want to play in Corpoland^TM^, you need to follow their rules. If you want to make significant money or reach the biggest audience, there isn't an alternative.

[-] Hawke@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Sure, but the original comic isn’t censored.

[-] TotallynotJessica 5 points 1 week ago

Whoever reposted it where op found it did, and op didn't see the uncensored version first

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 49 points 1 week ago

That's just inviting people to come home early.

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

as long as you're the earliest to come

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Just say you were washing the shit outta some dishes or other chores. If it was very obviously porn then just embrace your new life as the slut of the family

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago

Do you guys not have headphones?

Or a custom built sound insulated isolation tank built for heavy duty competitive gooning?

[-] TotallynotJessica 22 points 1 week ago

It's not just about noise from your speakers, but noise from your mouth 🥵

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[-] TotallynotJessica 8 points 1 week ago

I'm a degenerate who chews gum around others (I always dispose of it properly of course :)

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[-] TotallynotJessica 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You want the dirty truth?I moan like a slut because it feels so much better that way („ಡωಡ„)

[-] Womdat10 4 points 1 week ago

While chewing gum? That's gotta be dangerous, what if you accidentally inhale it or choke on it?

[-] TotallynotJessica 5 points 1 week ago

I don't chew gum in there, only around others

[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Ohhhh. That makes a lot more sense. I'm too innocent for this world. Gotta spend more time in the goon tank

[-] LadyMeow 13 points 1 week ago

I’m interested in that second option…..

[-] MistressRemilia@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 week ago

Oh good, I'm not the only one.

[-] celeste 3 points 1 week ago

Pls mark this as nsfw ffs

this post was submitted on 28 Dec 2024
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