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boybortion rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] uriel238 10 points 4 hours ago

Twink gets railed by his transsexual goth girlfriend is way too literate for Trump.

If this is real can someone link to the source? I see the light buried in the Dark Side as Luke saw in Vader.

[-] not_IO 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)
[-] uriel238 1 points 4 minutes ago

Didn't think so. I'm pretty sure Trump is Dark Side to the core.

[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago

I met a man - a very pregnant man - tears in his eyes - the baby too - told me to legalize gun care or his baby would die.

[-] djsoren19@yiffit.net 6 points 5 hours ago

God I wish that were me

[-] bunkyprewster@lemmy.world 30 points 9 hours ago

Shouldn't it be "guy-necologist"

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

He's not even a little gay. Buss-vag-anal sex is available to every orientation.

[-] flamingos@feddit.uk 122 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Maybe Medieval Europe was onto something when they gatekept the ability to read/write.

[-] Grainne@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 15 hours ago

The gate kept it to the Trumps however.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 13 points 12 hours ago
[-] Tobberone@lemm.ee 39 points 14 hours ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 13 hours ago

That, teenagers, golden showers, and being spanked with a magazine that has his own face on the cover.

And that's just what's publicly known from sources much more reliable than himself.

[-] Tyfud@lemmy.world 18 points 12 hours ago

Lots of people are saying it

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 55 points 16 hours ago

Boypreggers is the most pregenanant state of matter.

[-] estra@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 hours ago
[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

That's reserved for Greg.

[-] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 16 hours ago

I wish I had a goth GF to make me boipreggers.

[-] juliebean@lemm.ee 48 points 17 hours ago

the grammar of this is very trumplish, but i do not believe he could use the word 'railed' in a sentence correctly.

[-] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

It's a modified tweet about vaccines and autism, unfortunately

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

It's true, he would misuse a unrelated word but pronounce it so badly people would think he was actually saying railed.

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 9 points 13 hours ago

He'd just pronounce it weird, like "ryeed" or something.

[-] kittykittycatboys 66 points 18 hours ago
[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 59 points 17 hours ago
[-] kittykittycatboys 53 points 16 hours ago

hsssss /ᐠ。ꞈ。ᐟ\

[-] not_IO 32 points 17 hours ago
[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 17 points 16 hours ago

Lots of people say it.

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