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Oscar worthy script (sopuli.xyz)
submitted 7 months ago by crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works
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[-] jonne@infosec.pub 126 points 7 months ago

This is satire, right? Right?

[-] MrZee@lemm.ee 206 points 7 months ago

Yep. Ken Chang is a comedian and does LinkedIn satire.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 5 months ago

i kinda feel like obvious satire shouldn't be allowed here, defeats the point of the community..

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 81 points 7 months ago

It is actually satire.

[-] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 71 points 7 months ago

Warm, thick satire

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

Gee, I wonder

[-] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 73 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Fake and gay. Why is the text not in green?

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 7 points 7 months ago

Missing the >s, duh

[-] bunitor@lemmy.eco.br 62 points 7 months ago

is this sub just people unironically taking obvious jokes seriously?

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

This sub? Try the whole website.

[-] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 months ago

I mean the comments here seem to indicate most people see the humor. One of the top comments says it should have been a greentext.

[-] bunitor@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 7 months ago

i guess... but i thought the idea was to bring actual lunatics for us to laugh at, yet we keep getting satire posts

[-] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

I wonder if it's just getting harder to find unhinged shit?

[-] oakey66@lemmy.world 58 points 7 months ago

"warm thick bodies" - feels shudder down the back of neck.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 7 months ago

That’s called arousal.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 18 points 7 months ago

I know what an erection feels like, Michael

[-] Gurei@sh.itjust.works 41 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"As we embraced, I moved my hand from his firm buttocks up along his back, eager to feel more of that fit body.

I touch a surgery scar and he winces, both in pain, and memory of his true motivation for being here this ~~night~~ morning.

I would not live to see my shareholders meeting."

this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2024
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