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[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 205 points 4 months ago

There’s (mostly) nothing wrong with the technology. It’s the enshittification and profit motive behind nearly everything that’s the real problem.

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 4 months ago

How do you separate the two? To me smartphones seem like the sort of thing that was always headed in a bad direction. It's inherently a tracking device. Touchscreens are easy to use and intuitive but really slow and inefficient for most things that go beyond browsing/viewing content. It pushes you to get all your software from a centralized walled garden. If it weren't for smartphones, the people who mostly only use smartphones probably wouldn't be spending a lot of time on the internet, and that would be for the best.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 27 points 4 months ago

How do you separate the two?

you end capitalism

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[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

If it weren't for smartphones, the people who mostly only use smartphones probably wouldn't be spending a lot of time on the internet, and that would be for the best.

Exactly. Eternal September was peanuts compared to smartphone connectivity.

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[-] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 4 months ago

I think that having the convenience of an easy-to-use, always-online device in your pocket at all times is inherently addicive. The profit motive just compounds this issue on purpose to extract wealth, but it is more of a symptom of a larger issue.

Humans, nor any other animal on this planet have ever existed in an era that they can be always connected to everyone in their species at all times; even having that ability at all is revolutionary and unprecidented.

It used to be that the only people you talk to would be people in your local area, but now a significant portion of the percentage of people that an average person is likely to encounter on a daily basis is via means where their real character is hidden behind a carefully curated mask.

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[-] angelmountain@feddit.nl 66 points 4 months ago

You don't hate smartphones; you hate capitalism.

[-] clarinet_estimator@lemm.ee 66 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The problem isn't smartphones, it's capitalism.

All of those things would have happened anyway in a different form factor because capitalism is just a race to the bottom.

Except maybe UI design. That has been special in its enshittification.

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[-] phx@lemmy.ca 58 points 4 months ago

Ruined photography?

Professionals or hobbyists can still use a proper camera but the old maxim "sometimes the best camera is the one you have with you" often applies and cellphones do fairly well in that regard

[-] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 17 points 4 months ago

I think is more about how the smartphone and apps like instagram uses a bunch of filters and things like that.

[-] phx@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 months ago

That part I can agree with. Plus the "AI editing" bullshit.

[-] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 months ago

The auto editing bullshit that you don't even know that is active

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 months ago

I hate that people have taken to filming/taking pictures vertically

We were so close to everyone knowing not to do that

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[-] elidoz@lemmy.ml 51 points 4 months ago

smartphone manufacturers have almost no common standards, they are made to be bought and then disposed of instead of upgrading the specs

it's impossible to do stuff like upgrading ram which would be very easy on a computer, and every smartphone has a different cpu

companies are doing their best to keep the open source guys out of the game, which in my opinion would solve a lot of the issues if this weren't the case

I want a smartphone without ios or android but just plain linux, which should be upgradable and durable, possibly with open source firmware and that kind of stuff

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You want a Framework laptop

That shit is not going to fit in your pocket

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[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

Don't worry! RAM is not upgradable on a lot of laptops now as well"!

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[-] scytale@lemm.ee 36 points 4 months ago

Maps/gps navigation and being able to talk to someone across the world for free (provided you have an internet connection). Genz and younger millennials don’t know how expensive long-distance calls were back then.

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[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 31 points 4 months ago

Proved the underpaid math teacher wrong when they said we wouldn't always have a calculator in our pocket.

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 28 points 4 months ago

I can watch porn on the go?

[-] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 9 points 4 months ago
[-] bob_lemon@feddit.org 22 points 4 months ago

> ruined masturbating to complete strangers on a bus

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

does a smartphone force you to only masturbate to people you know?

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[-] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

GPS, music, and I disagree about the camera. I’d love a dumb phone that could do GPS music and a camera and nothing else besides text and calls.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 months ago

The flashlight to.

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[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 26 points 4 months ago

Yeah definitely the smartphone is why I still don’t have a girlfriend yup yup

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[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 21 points 4 months ago

Ruined pointless but enjoyable arguments with mates in the pub. In the old days you could get a good 15 minutes of entertainment out of 'Was it Matt Damon or Mark Wahlberg in that Three Kings movie?'

Now some asshat with a phone will kill that argument in 5 seconds.

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[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

Apparently parents love it as it keeps the kids quiet and relieves them of the stress of parenting.

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[-] dumbass@leminal.space 20 points 4 months ago

People either have forgotten or didn't live in the time before smart phones, but the world was fucking boring as, you HAD to talk to someone because you were so fucking bored, that's why we discovered shit, we were bored and had to do something, then turtle neck man gave us smartphones.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 months ago

I honestly hate smartphones as well, not because of any of what OP posted. On my PC, I can install whatever I want, including swapping out the OS. Most smartphones are locked down, and the few that allow alternative ROMs have huge incompatibilities w/ FOSS OSes (i.e. getting SMS to work is a bit spotty).

My phone runs GrapheneOS. I would much rather use something else (e.g. PostmarketOS), but it's the least bad option that supports all the features I need. I am still limited to Android-compatible apps, and developing for my phone is a lot more painful than any other ARM-based device because I'm stuck w/ the Android ecosystem.

The end result is that I don't feel like I truly own my phone, whereas I definitely feel that way about my PC. Yeah, my phone is convenient, and I don't use most of the nonsense Anon is complaining about (I mostly use websites on my phone instead of apps), but I still generally dislike having a thing in my pocket that I don't actually control.

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[-] Freefall@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

Yeah, none of that is the phone's fault. That is like blaming fast food for being a fat ass.

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[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 months ago

Ruined these things for you maybe. I still enjoy them. And don't use my phone for most. One of the things I live about the phone is being able to communicate with my friends and family I want. I also enjoy having the majority of the worlds information available to me. Ooooo and music. Soooo much music at my fingertips.

[-] lorty@lemmy.ml 15 points 4 months ago

There's no way you are having a good time with digital dating, there just isn't.

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[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

The smartphone didn't ruin those things. Capitalism did.

[-] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago
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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 14 points 4 months ago

Ruined cell phone keyboards

Ruined cell phone batteries

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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Take away anon's phone for a day and see how he likes it.

[-] chocosoldier 13 points 4 months ago

ITT awful fucking reasons for "smartphone good". Fuck smartphones.

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[-] latenightnoir@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago
[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 9 points 4 months ago

"Smartphones. This Christmas, take a short break from using a device to masturbate and use it to talk to your extended family." Yea that's not something I considered would happen with tech when I was younger.

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[-] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 4 months ago

What do you mean "is there anything good about smartphones at all"? It made a ton of money for Apple and its shareholders, that's the only thing that matters. Who cares that it caused anxiety in a whole generation and ruined social life?

[-] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] atro_city@fedia.io 9 points 4 months ago

Ruined that too

[-] BmeBenji@lemm.ee 9 points 4 months ago

“There’s something so human about taking something great and ruining it a little so that you can have more of it”

[-] sifr@retrolemmy.com 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I have a smart phone with a custom ROM, and a dumb phone (Sunbeam Mobile). No, I am not a drug dealer. Sometimes I change out my SIM card and will use the smart phone (especially if traveling to another state or country), and because it can make my life easier.

Here are some rambling thoughts I have on the topic:

-If you don't want to have a smart phone, and opt for a dumb phone, you need to be careful not to let your PC "replace" your bad smart phone habits in terms of scrolling, etc.

-For the peeps worried about privacy, I'm not sure if dumb phones would be an ideal choice. I'm not so sure how secure SMS and phone calls are. I am not an expert, so I have no idea about this, though. I usually use Matrix to have at length text conversations on a PC when I am not using a smart phone, because texting is annoying on a dumb phone and who knows if cell phone companies or other people are intercepting data to market more crap. I'm not so schizo about this, but it is annoying and creepy.

-People are isolated and need a way to build and maintain communities. These days, it is difficult to walk places and build community in the physical world. So that is why you have people getting together on Discord, Instagram, etc. I have definitely been isolated or lived in rural areas and having these outlets has been more helpful than harmful for me.

-If you want a dumb phone, I do recommend a Sunbeam Mobile phone. It supports group texting, navigation (with HERE Maps). I have an SD card full of music I put in the phone and it supports Bluetooth. I recommend the models of phones that are completely de-Googled.

-I don't think people should feel bad if they need a smart phone, especially if they are living in circumstances beyond their control which puts them in an isolating position.

-I think that ultimately people need to want to wake up to all of this. I want to be more involved in making my life more community oriented. I do live in a city, but it is very car dependent. I think that we need to push for development and policies that support community building over the long term, because most people are not happy having smart phones a fixture of everything. For example, is creepy to me that in any moment of time, I can guess what most people are doing (and that is that they are sitting on the Internet in some capacity or a smart phone).

-I hate Google and Amazon. Any way that I do not support them and boycott them is a win for me and society.

-I find it interesting that whenever I am using my Sunbeam phone, that younger people will come up to me and start asking about it. People are desperate to escape smart phones, but there are so many macro political and macro economical problems that create the situation we are in now. We see ourselves as so atomized that there is no examples of any organization or collective rejection of this crap.

Here is a great blog post, which I highly recommend reading: https://wrongthink.link/posts/re-life-in-dysfunctional-world/

[-] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Damn good summary. Even more BS than I complain about on a weekly basis.

(written from my smartphone when I should be sleeping)

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