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Praise Premlak! (lemmy.world)
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[-] WILSOOON@programming.dev 4 points 3 days ago

Thank you premlak

[-] bratorange@feddit.org 10 points 4 days ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 55 points 6 days ago

Let it be known that today I consciously decided not to send something horrible to my loved ones.

Today they are well loved indeed.

[-] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 6 days ago
[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

I know Premlak understands

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 45 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 6 points 5 days ago

No no no please

[-] Hexarei@programming.dev 19 points 5 days ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

[-] TherapyGary 44 points 6 days ago

Thank you Premlak

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 33 points 6 days ago

Praise Premlak that we may be dry.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

And in thy dryness may we find peace.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago

All praise Premlak!

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Some wtf material right here.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

I strive to confuse and potentially alarm.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 22 points 6 days ago

So wait ..... what happened to Premlak when the dispenser stops dispensing any paper?

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago

A new Premlak takes his place. Thus remaking the cycle anew.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago

All praise Premlak, for they are eternal! ๐Ÿ™

[-] Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 6 days ago

Nothing is everlasting

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

Let the place know they need another Premlak.

[-] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

I shudder to think how the soap dispenser might work

[-] AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

Thank you, Premlak. My dried digits bow to you and your gift.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

And in your dryness he finds comfort.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

All praise Premlak!

[-] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Sounds like the more I use the better he feels then.

[-] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 12 points 6 days ago

Makes me more upset about the fools who spend more time pulling out stacks of paper than they took to rinse their fingers just to ball it up and throw it away

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

I feel like there should be a meat Canyon video version of this

[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 days ago

!twosentencehorror@sh.itjust.works

[-] Dave2 8 points 6 days ago

I am envious

[-] MrTHXcertified@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago

All hail Premlak! I shall henceforth honor him by using an extra sheet.

this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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