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Praise Premlak!
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Thank you premlak
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Let it be known that today I consciously decided not to send something horrible to my loved ones.
Today they are well loved indeed.
A Christmas miracle
I know Premlak understands
What a terrible day to have eyes
Thank you Premlak
Praise Premlak that we may be dry.
And in thy dryness may we find peace.
All praise Premlak!
ALL HAIL
Some wtf material right here.
I strive to confuse and potentially alarm.
I shudder to think how the soap dispenser might work
So wait ..... what happened to Premlak when the dispenser stops dispensing any paper?
A new Premlak takes his place. Thus remaking the cycle anew.
All praise Premlak, for they are eternal! ๐
Nothing is everlasting
Let the place know they need another Premlak.
Thank you, Premlak. My dried digits bow to you and your gift.
And in your dryness he finds comfort.
All praise Premlak!
Sounds like the more I use the better he feels then.
Makes me more upset about the fools who spend more time pulling out stacks of paper than they took to rinse their fingers just to ball it up and throw it away
I feel like there should be a meat Canyon video version of this
!twosentencehorror@sh.itjust.works
I am envious
All hail Premlak! I shall henceforth honor him by using an extra sheet.
this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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