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[-] itsonlygeorge@reddthat.com 19 points 4 hours ago

Gravy Seal.

[-] FourThirteen@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

I liked the South Park episode that featured him and Whole Foods.

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

That looks like a badly AI generated image of Steven Seagal that Steven Seagal would use as his profile picture on social media as a bit.

If he isn't so full of himself.

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 2 points 59 seconds ago

Oh wow! Welcome back! I've been wondering where you went!

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 hours ago

As you can see he is certainly full of something

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Not acting skill, that's for sure.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 hours ago

He's a piece of shit in the inside, too.

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

You may not like him, but the man's in his seventies. This is what a person in their seventies looks like.

[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

He was a piece of nshit in his 30's too.

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 26 points 6 hours ago
[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Well yeah, if you spend your life doing martial arts of combat sports your joints are probably absolutely fucked, and you've got no hope of getting meaningful exercise in without considerable pain. Hell, I've done BJJ for only ten years and my knees are a wreck. I know Seagal is into aikido and shit, but being rich I don't blame him for being fat in his seventies. It's really fucking hard to stay in shape when you get old.

[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago

Yeah no, if you actually spend your life doing sports and eating well you don't look like that.

As a counter example, Jackie Chan is in his 70s and looks like this:

Another example, US Secretary of Defense who is still serving and only retired from the military in 2016 and has seen literal combat, and is 71:

If you've wrecked your knees with only 10 years of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu it's likely because you started at a later age, and/or didn't start off really fit but rather got fit through it.

Or have a predisposition to having weaker knees, such as being primarily of European ancestry (weaker joints + arthritis more likely in exchange for plague resistance).

Old people don't magically become fat.

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Only on Lemmy would someone with (likely) zero experience in combat sports tell someone that a sport known for rampant knee issues is "their fault", and not due to the increased force on the knees from doing a ground-based sport.

Again, only on Lemmy would someone say "you can't be fat in your seventies, these famous people aren't".

[-] Red_October@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

Again, only on Lemmy would someone say “you can’t be fat in your seventies, these famous people aren’t”.

Get that Strawman! Nobody's saying that. The sweeping claim that was made was in fact:

This is what a person in their seventies looks like.

A claim made by you. The point is, no, this is not just "what being in your 70's looks like," and no, involvement in combat sports does not automatically make you look like this in your 70's.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

You're a VA rater aren't you? That guy who writes, "The VA has decided your joint pain after 10 years of Airborne duty is not Service Related."

[-] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Can't outrun the fork, fatty.

Caloric deficit > killing yourself on a treadmill

Weight loss is just math.

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

That ignores a huge psychological aspect of weight gain, alongside several questions that contribute:

  • How does the body manage when someone goes from incredible, disciplined health - to no care
  • How do you maintain a calorific deficit in ill health, or with limited mobility?
  • How do you stop someone eating for fun when they're in their twilight years and they want to enjoy themselves?
  • How do you motivate someone that has gone from good mobility to bad mobility?
  • How do you navigate a caloric deficit safely with both advanced age, retirement, AND diabetes?

I can say that for the latter points, it is incredibly hard to do so, looking at my parents and with people I've trained with. Furthermore, going from fighting fit to limited care can make you explode in both weight and joint issues. I've trained with a few army guys or people with pro sports experience, and it's mad how even in your forties you can go from a sub-twenty minute 5k to throwing up on a mat during a 5 min spar.

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Obesity is consuming too much, full stop.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

That's a surprisingly kind view of things, but yeah, my dad did mountaineering his whole life and fucked his knees proper, but also likes to enjoy good food, so now in his seventies and with diabetes creeping in, it's a perfect combo for becoming fat.

I guess it's a bit easier to mock Steven Seagal because he's been so fit in his movies throughout most of his career, and now it turns out he was an asshole all along, on top of looking like an asshat even when I loved his movies. But mocking him for being an older human still feels rather cheap.

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

We’re mocking him for becoming what he has become, not for aging.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 hours ago

Yeah this is where I stand on this thread too. Well put.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 97 points 12 hours ago

Just remember folks, someone being fat is not a reason to hate them. Theres literally nothing else about him thats a redeeming quality, his being a lardass is the least deplorable thing about him. The fact that he must just shovel empty calories into his maw all day atleast limits the stupid shit coming out of it.

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

Well.

Being addict isn’t inherently bad but we ought not celebrate or normalize their overt addiction.

Willfully ignoring that its addiction and being ok consuming more resources than you need has historically been considered one of the more cruel and selfish things you can do.

[-] InputZero@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

Historically, food wasn't as abundant as it is today. Gluttony as a sin, at least with food, isn't the same today as it was 200 years ago. That's a ridiculous argument to make. If you really want to speak 'historically', it was advantageous for our hunter gatherer ancestors to exploit any opportunity for extra food because they never knew when the next meal would be. We're still hardwired for that, except food isn't rare anymore it's abundant for most people on the planet.

Besides, food addiction isn't the same as other additions, an alcoholic can obtain from drinking alcohol, an opioid addict can too, no one can stop eating food. Unlike other additions, someone who's obese because of their eating habits can't quit food. The thing their addicted to is in front of their face every day.

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

You just described addiction, neat.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 11 points 6 hours ago

Him being fat is the only relatable thing about him.

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 17 points 8 hours ago

It's not that it's deplorable, it's that it's comical given the context of him making a career being a self-deluded unconvincing badass.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 hours ago

I think it's fitting

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 21 points 11 hours ago

For him it's not the fact that he's fat, but the absolute tragedy of a personality that excuses themselves shoveling food into his gullet. Cause you just know that in his own head he thinks he could still kick anyone's ass.

Most people aren't fat for that reason and being fat isn't a reason to make fun. But Steven Segal's pathology makes him being fat a little funny.

[-] Alpha71@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

As a fatty, I can agree with this sentence.

[-] mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 hours ago

I’m surprised he isn’t in a helicopter because I heard he has been flying those for like 45 years.

[-] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago

Holy shit when did this site turn into pure reddit?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 2 hours ago

Why is this site made of Reddit's most opinionated refugees doing Reddit things?

:)

[-] beefbot 10 points 9 hours ago

Eternal September, my friend

[-] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Lemmy is still in March or April if you ask me

[-] YoorWeb@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

On Tuesday.

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