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[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 130 points 4 months ago

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Some aneurysm posts look like they were written by someone having an aneurysm.

Some aneurysm posts make me feel like I'm having an aneurysm when I try to read them.

This one is both.

[-] kyle@lemm.ee 84 points 4 months ago

I keep staring and still have no idea what it's trying to tell me

[-] rdri@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Could be an amateur hypnosis attempt. Check out words in the same color.

See come want see want come. My where good my good where. In me get in me the.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 6 points 4 months ago

I'm starting to give up and believe they're just a randomly arranged assortment of “positive” words.

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 77 points 4 months ago

This post is gonna give me an aneurysm just from trying to see through the blurry quality of this image

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 13 points 4 months ago

How do you have higher quality images of ever post ever?

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Reverse image search

Computers. Have you never watched CSI?

[-] Maiq@lemy.lol 2 points 4 months ago
[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 34 points 4 months ago

That brown row down the middle is one horny caveman.

[-] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 4 points 4 months ago

The white between it is the cave woman.

[-] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 33 points 4 months ago
[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

Why are you censoring “what the”? You can talk on the internet

[-] yuri@pawb.social 18 points 4 months ago

i’m getting pretty P’d the fuck O with you telling me how to Mfucking speak

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 3 points 4 months ago

Motherflippers think everything is a motherflipping joke?

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I’m the motherflippin’

Rhymenoscerous, my lyrics are bottomless.

. . . 🎶

[-] Seleni@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Actually, some instances (like .ml) censor swearing.

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Those instances are fuckin' stupid.

[-] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Tankies dont like free speech, so that tracks.

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Which of the words, "what" and "the", are swears

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Five of the words you just used.

[-] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago

Watch you fucking m*uth! Lemmy is a family friendly platform

[-] petrol_sniff_king 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Have you ever had a dream where you would, you could, you did, you would, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 14 points 4 months ago

And here I thought the posts in DontDeadOpenInside were bad... 🤯

[-] portuga@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

YOU WANT GOOD

[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

the come to want in my play good. They come in me.

[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

"You Want Good"

Umm yeah, sure

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 4 months ago

Someone call the bondulance

[-] Walk_blesseD 2 points 4 months ago

Bames Nond's having a stronk?

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

reading this to the tune of harder better faster stronger...also doesn't help.

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago
[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 months ago

See, cum, want. See, want, cum.

[-] nimble 5 points 4 months ago

To come where it said, what

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 5 points 4 months ago
[-] bottleofchips 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

GET HELP

HELP ME

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago
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