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submitted 1 week ago by Psyhackological@lemmy.ml to c/linux@lemmy.ml

I though of:

Your hardware deserves better.

Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:

It just (not) works

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[-] Presi300@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Linux, when you want to tell the computer to shut the fuck up and just do it's job.

[-] SitD@lemy.lol 3 points 6 days ago

you don't even have to tell it 😎 Linux is the silent dangerous type standing in a shady corner

[-] hamburger@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 6 days ago

It’s yours.

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

"Better learn to use the command line, kid"

[-] vane@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Replace OS before they replace you. Linux - the last adventure.

[-] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Its my machine. I dont need to sign into Microsofts Terms and Conditions to be able to use my hardware.

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 3 points 6 days ago

Your hardware Your choice Your style

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

more powerful than a speeding loco motive

[-] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 81 points 1 week ago

Good one from back in the day (not mine): "In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?"

[-] Vitaly@feddit.uk 13 points 1 week ago

But it has a direct reference to it's competitors which won't be viable in 100 years when windows shuts down

[-] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago
[-] superkret@feddit.org 18 points 1 week ago

With the most open CVEs, bugs and ports, anyway.

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[-] Jank2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 1 week ago
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[-] superkret@feddit.org 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fun facts:

The OS wars are over, and Linux won.

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[-] haerrii@feddit.org 45 points 1 week ago

"For slogan, please refer to the according man page"

more seriously maybe "Software it your own way"

[-] JustVik@lemmy.ml 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Linux. The Power of the Community.

I didn't come up with it and the picture is not mine. I just found it on the internet earlier.

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 31 points 1 week ago

"I didn't want to play that game anyway."

[-] Psyhackological@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 week ago

More like use Adobe or Microsoft as I'm proud gamer since 2 years on Linux https://bazzite.gg/

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[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 week ago

Yours to make, yours to break.

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[-] superkret@feddit.org 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

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[-] LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago
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[-] krolden@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago
[-] Psyhackological@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 week ago

And when you tell your OS to poweroff it... powers off. Wow.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 12 points 1 week ago

And when you tell it to suspend or hibernate, it also powers off.

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"It's terminal"

[-] specterspectre@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

It's a headache but it's your headache.

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[-] will_a113@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago
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[-] Bitflip@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago
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[-] canadaduane@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago

Join a Movement, not a Marketplace

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"It just works"

..because that is the state of a mainstream modern distro, and it's not true of Windows anymore.

Alternatively "No nagging, no forced online account."

[-] yo_scottie_oh@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 days ago

It just works (on my machine)

ftfy

[-] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Plural.

Can't be arsed fixing that for you.

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[-] macattack@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Two out of 10 Linux users agree that insert name here is the best distro

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[-] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 16 points 1 week ago

"We hope you like config files"

[-] Psyhackological@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago

"I heard you like files... Everything is a file."

[-] pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 days ago

Plan9 would have some opinions about that.

[-] Zorsith 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"It does exactly what you tell it to do."

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[-] Piwix@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

Own your Computer

[-] Mwa@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

"Own your computer" and "Free your computer"

[-] Guenther_Amanita@slrpnk.net 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The least annoying launcher for your web browser

[-] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

With a bit of a double-entendre, "It powers the world", since it's the most common server platform.

More funny: "It's not an OS. It's a hobby."

[-] PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

Batman runs Linux. Shouldn't you?

[-] rudyharrelson@lemmy.radio 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Jokingly: "Linux is free if your time is worthless"

Though this tongue-in-cheek tagline takes the "free as in free beer" misinterpretation of the term "free software", I've always found it a fun way to describe the time investment you'll need to make if you've spent your whole life using Windows before making the switch.

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[-] milliams@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago
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