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assasin rizz (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 7 months ago by not_IO to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 77 points 7 months ago

Why has “shot” been censored? Is that word banned in fucking Florida or some shit?

[-] Pechente@feddit.org 35 points 7 months ago

Wherever this screenshot was posted first, probably ranks content with these words lower to optimize for ad revenue of that service. I don’t know how people think these platforms are just a fine place to spend their time on

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 37 points 7 months ago

This internet has become incredibly stupid.

[-] A7thStone@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

On second thought let's not go to the internet.

[-] T156@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

'Tis a silly place.

[-] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

Seinfeld: “I’ll tell you what I don’t like about social media censors…”

[-] not_IO 6 points 7 months ago

its from instagram

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 60 points 7 months ago
[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 8 points 7 months ago

self censorship has always been a weird case

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 3 points 7 months ago
[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 7 months ago

Sorry. Drag will delete it if you're sure it's what a monotheistic god would want.

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 2 points 7 months ago

I'm in over my head now

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 21 points 7 months ago

I'm glad you censored the word "shot" otherwise I would have been offended.

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 12 points 7 months ago
[-] Chozo@fedia.io 10 points 7 months ago

It's Gore-Tex!

[-] Not_mikey@slrpnk.net 10 points 7 months ago

This but with Dennis from always sunny, and then the gang has to stop him from killing frank to impress a girl.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Escalates to where he's handed a lit molotov by his anarchist guest-star date, and decides in that moment to come clean. Still holding the bottle. They have an unusually frank moment that's almost romantic despite itself, until this active grenade singes his hand, and he throws it anyway on pure instinct. Inevitably it lands on his date's car and also destroys Elaine's favorite hot-dog stand from the A-plot. The wordless credits scene is George arriving at their usual diner in a new trenchcoat, where he sits down opposite Jerry, revealing a terrible wig and handlebar moustache.

this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2024
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