Stolen from here: https://social.marxist.network/@yogthos/113583918563324620
If I were an evil engineer I’d make retractable benches built into the walls that cost money to pull out. If I were a public official I’d have a subscription package for $60/yr that lets you use all the benches in the city. Must have a valid drivers license to purchase.
I hope you're not either of those things...
I would let anyone extend the bench but if the systems detects the user doesn't have a valid subscription it folds back into the wall compressing the person into a chunky soup.
I would name these benches after our favorite economic model - the meat grinder.
If I had the superpower of summoning tungsten blocks, I would use it for this. And bike lane barriers.
Is the government retarded?
No, it's the homeless who are wrong /s
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