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[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 103 points 8 months ago

It's still just money laundering

[-] ambitious_bones@lemmy.world 84 points 8 months ago

For anyone else wondering:

"The artwork owner is given a certificate of authenticity that the work was created by Cattelan as well as instructions about how to replace the fruit when it goes bad."

[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago

Ductaping a banana on a wall needs instructions?

[-] Zier@fedia.io 10 points 8 months ago

Don't underestimate how dumb people can be.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Howtobasic taught me how to touch wall with apple

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The type of idiot that pays 6.2 million dollars for a duct taped banana exhibit needs those instructions.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 76 points 8 months ago

It's one banana, what could it cost, 6.2 million?

[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 65 points 8 months ago

Anyone who says the rich deserve to BE rich because they are "clever businessmen" need to repeatedly kicked in the balls.

Most folks could live comfortably for the rest of their lives on what this idiot spent on a banana.

[-] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

All people really...

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 59 points 8 months ago

This is a special keystone headline used to warn time travellers to keep on driving to the next timeline, this one is cooked, attempt no landing here

[-] Modva@lemmy.world 56 points 8 months ago

I'll never understand spending that money like that instead of helping kids with cancer.

Probably one of the several reasons why I am not rich.

[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 24 points 8 months ago

It's usually an investment. Or in this case: a publicity stunt.

[-] itsathursday@lemmy.world 31 points 8 months ago

Fuck this insufferable world.

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

~~surely the banana is rotten by now wasn't this years ago~~ yup he just replaced the banana so he just ate... a banana, which he could've done with every previous banana that went rotten too if he doesn't mind soft bananas

[-] Zier@fedia.io 18 points 8 months ago

Wow food prices have really risen.

[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 16 points 8 months ago

I respect every part except "crypto entrepreneur".

[-] Wimopy@feddit.uk 3 points 8 months ago

I think it adds to the contemporary symbolism.

[-] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago

Idk it seems par for the course

The 34-year-old crypto businessman was last year charged by the US Securities and Exchange Commission with fraud and securities law violation in relation to his crypto project Tron.

[-] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago
[-] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Thank you! The whole point of the artwork is that it can reproduced by anyone.

[-] GeekMan@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago

There's never been a better time to reference Arrested Development;

"There's ALWAYS, money, in the Banana Stand"

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

wow that is a very long article to say bullshit

[-] VubDapple@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago
[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

NFT artists kind of hide behind the oldschool art world to justify it...

I think it shows how stupid that world is.

The point of art is to move people, to make them think and feel something by conveying the artist's thoughts, not be a store of value. And while I've been to museums with gorgeous pieces, if you're paying millions for a painting, at some point most of that value is the gratification of hoarding it. That same money could buy you an incredible experience in today's art landscape, but it's not about the experience, is it? And NFTs are like the perfect deconstruction of that.

That being said, OP I am downvoting your post because eyeballs are exactly what crypto bros want, no offense :P

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago
[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

The money wouldn't be better off sitting in his bank account.

[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

He spent $6m on something. If he didn't spend it, it'd just be sitting in a bank. At least now it's out in the wild.

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