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[-] Aerictus@kbin.social 198 points 1 year ago

People who say mint ice cream tastes like toothpaste do not brush their teeth.

[-] intelati@programming.dev 16 points 1 year ago

They must use the fruity kids toothpaste

[-] EremesZorn@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

I hated that shit as a kid too.

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[-] dunestorm@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

But it does taste like toothpaste

[-] herrvogel@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

So what if it does? The reason I don't eat toothpaste is not because it tastes bad.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

I must be using the wrong toothpaste... Seriously, what toothpaste have you tried that tastes like mint ice cream? I may want to order a case of it.

[-] SeaJ@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

I brush mine with chocolate chip mint ice cream.

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[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 84 points 1 year ago

People hate what they do not understand

[-] GunnarRunnar@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago

Yeah. I looove the diarrhea I get from eating tubes of mint toothpaste.

[-] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago
[-] GunnarRunnar@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Mint flavored all the way through, baybeh!

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

The Circle of Life.

[-] Gelcube69@reddthat.com 64 points 1 year ago

Eating a grape: wow this is identical to drinking cough syrup

Grapes don't get you high though

[-] anti_antidote@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago

Nah you're just not doing it right

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

Yeah, gotta let the grapes sit for awhile first

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 year ago

Good mint icecream is not strongly minty and is a lovely pairing with chocolate chips.

[-] magnetosphere@kbin.social 45 points 1 year ago

I love mint chip ice cream. I’m laughing, upvoting, and calling you a bastard all at once.

[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 year ago

Well made mint chocolate chip ice cream tastes fucking good. Don't let the cheap shitty stuff fool you.

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[-] RealM@kbin.social 26 points 1 year ago

Remember that anime with the girl with the big bahoongas? It had a great take on mint.

[-] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

that anime with the girl with the big bahoongas?

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

But seriously, mint in things like ice cream does not taste like toothpaste, but know what does? Root beer. Not crappy root beer though, microbrew or some of the more expensive brands.

[-] Anamana@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

Ok that's hilarious lol

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[-] abbiistabbii 26 points 1 year ago

Either you've never had mint ice cream or you've never brushed your teeth.

[-] Spudwart@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Listen I brush my teeth with orange toothpaste and drink mint milk after.

[-] bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

There's no menthol in ice cream

[-] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

The difference between mint with cream and sugar - and mint with ground silicate, sodium lauryl sulfate and sweetener :)

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[-] lemillionsocks@beehaw.org 9 points 1 year ago

Mint is good, mint chip is good. That is all.

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

That's exactly how I feel. Mint is disgusting.

[-] Xariphon@kbin.social 17 points 1 year ago

It's a free internet, you're allowed to be wrong.

[-] dudewitbow@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

You basically have the problem non americans have with hersheys chocolate. Your head associates mint with toothpaste like how typically europeans attribute butyric acid(found in american hersheys chocolate) to vomit.

If one had say, had mint bubble gum, drinks, raw mint(south east asian cuisine) or ice cream before getting used to toothpaste, you likely wouldn't attribute mint to it.

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Non American here, I do like Hershey's chocolate and didn't think of it as vomit. It's just different.

I got used to toothpaste that didn't taste like mint, as a child. Strawberry/cherry/bubble gum flavoured toothpaste was great. As an adult though, you get less variety so it's some sort of mint. But I agree on this one, I don't attribute mint as the toothpaste flavour.

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[-] Aesthesiaphilia@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

You're probably one of those people who has a mild allergy or has your brain wires crossed, like those people who think cilantro tastes like soap.

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

This is the only reasonable thing anyone has replied with and I would absolutely believe it. Mint tastes like purposely eating cold acid to me. I cannot wrap my head around how anyone enjoys the flavor I've experienced.

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[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Some toothpastes use mint flavour, but this is like the "Guy who's only watched boss baby watching his second movie ever" analogy, except instead of movies it's mint-flavoured products.

[-] Ilflish@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not liking mint ice cream is the sign of a baby palette. You may as well say you dislike olives

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[-] atticus88th@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I love everything but I hate everyone.

[-] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

While I agree with this I still can't stop eating it. Mint chocolate chip is sooo good.

[-] PepeGodzilla@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

this is only true before eight.

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[-] IntentionallyAnon@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Anyone else enjoy the bean boozled toothpaste flavor?

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[-] JoYo@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

if you like eating sand, sure.

[-] jabib@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

"You might as as well just" 🤨

[-] donuts@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Repeating words is a common sign sign of eating too much toothpaste.

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[-] Shard@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You listen here you little shit...

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